You know: alcoholism, drug addiction, rape, doing porn, working at Hooters. All the stuff that makes good daytime television. See, this is why I could never host a daytime television show. I could never look someone in the eye and be like “Tell me more about getting raped” when I knew full well that in my head I was thinking “This’ll be good for ratings.” And, frankly, shame on Dr. Drew for encouraging this shit. Jessica relapsed after Celebrity Rehab, so you know she’s just got a couple of months sober, if that, and what the hell business does anyone have putting her on television and asking her to talk about getting raped?

Normally I have nothing nice to say about the AmIdol alum, but it does seem like she’s making an effort to get sober and pull her life together. So, you know, right on, kiddo.

The racist little slut managed to convince someone to have sex with her fug, infested ass. On camera.

Listen up, guys. You think she’s getting wet, but she’s really just oozing puss.

Just when Jessica Sierra thought that facing eleven years in prison was the worst news of the week, the “American Idol” finalist learned that a major porn company has obtained a sex tape featuring Jess — and they’re preparing to distribute it.

This ultra-classy cigarette-in-the-bathtub shot is from the tape. If someone can track down the uncensored version, I’d love you forever.

So cute.

We haven’t been covering the story of Jessica Sierra around here because I think it’s boring as fuck and I don’t know who could possibly still care about this bitch.

But the little hooker went and offered a cop fellatio — saying “I’ll suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail” — and, when he refused that darling offer, she called him the N-word.

So now I care, because this little bitch deserves to be called out for the racist slut that she is.

So there you have it, folks: Jessica Sierra is a racist, drunk little slut.

You can read the full police report here.