Justin Timberlake is visiting Jessica Biel while she is on location in Vancouver to film the A-Team movie.  Naturally, all the media outlets are reporting that Timberlake and Biel are still together or back together.  I just don’t see it that way.

They went to lunch at The Naan with a friend.  Upon leaving, Justin spent most of his time talking on his cell whilst Jessica pouted.  When he finally hung up, she clipped on to him like one of those little koala bears we used to put on our pencils.

I don’t know why Jess thinks she’s Justin’s girlfriend; according to his family, he’s single and always has been.  His grandmother puts it like this:  ”Jessica was keen to marry, but Justin isn’t ready.  He’s busy writing new material and he works hard to be successful — he’s really focused on that. As far as we’re concerned, he’s always been single. The girlfriends come and go, but we believe nothing has ever been serious.  Justin does his own thing and he isn’t ready to marry just yet.”

I never saw this coming!  According to Us Weekly, Justin and Jessica are done!

They’ve been looking so completely miserable together as of late, so this shouldn’t be shocking.  The way a “pal” tells it to Us, Justin broke up with the very talented actress a month ago.  On the phone.  Though the friend says they are broken up, he also claims that Jessica is in serious denial despite her ex’s decision to bring single back.

There have been some stories cropping up lately that tell the tale of Justin fooling around with other chicks.  Also, during one of Lindsay Lohan’s times of having her Twitter account “hacked”, the “hacker” accused JT of making out with a woman in a club.

This is what I want to know:  1)  How long until Timberlake does a SNL skit about this split?  and 2)  How long until Timberlake starts his newest “relationship destined to fail” with Rihanna?

I’ve been saying it for ages, but the folks at McAfee Antivirus Software have confirmed it:  Looking at Jessica Biel can make you sick.  More accurately, she can make your computer sick.

McAfee has released the top fifteen celebrity searches that can lead to your computer being infected with a virus or malware.  Biel has a 20% infection rate!  I don’t know if the stats would be the same with other anti-virus softwares; I never had a positive experience with McAfee.

Here’s the full list:

Kelly wrote this weekend about how Jessica Biel is going to sing in her new film, Easy Virtue. Now we have video of her recording the track, “Mad About the Boy.”

Thoughts?

In her new movie, Easy Virtue (you can tell from the title alone that it’s going to be really deep and thought-provoking) Jessical Biel gets the chance to show off her pipes. No, I don’t mean her tits. That’s her other movie that just came out on the shelves of a Blockbuster near you. Easy Virtue is a completely different movie that doesn’t have any strippers or candlewax… at least I don’t think it does.

At any rate, Biel, who does a fair bit of singing in the new film,  reveals that she got her start doing musical theater like Annie and The Sound of Music, and that when she was a kid, she “wanted to be Whitney Houston.”
Keep up the good work Jessica! You’re one cocaine habit and a few religious delusions away from living the dream!

Jessica Biel is on the cover of June’s Allure and like every other marginally talented actress, she blames her beauty as a stumbling block to success.  “Yeah, it [her breathtaking beauty] really is a problem.  I have to be blunt.”

I’m more convinced than ever that Biel is totally clueless.  She cannot fathom why a casting director would laugh at the mention of her name.  “I’m in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference — but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No.  I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, don’t hire me!  But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!”

Really, Jessica?  Because I think people do know plenty about you.  And based on this review and this clip, I’d never let you into my office either.

Powder Blue is one of the most depressingly bad movies ever made. Every decision — from the screenplay to the acting to the visual palette — is a cynical calculation based on an uncomfortable amalgam of several other much better movies. The characters are manipulated ciphers, their stories are emotional copycats, and the film is an ugly, wretched bit of sanctimony. Of course the film purports to be about finding hope in the unlikeliest places, but I found absolutely none, except when the credits started rolling … Most grievously insulted is Biel, who fulfills many lecherous fantasies by briefly exposing her breasts in a scene where she writhes on a strip club stage and splashes hot candle wax on her body while crying. This was no doubt intended to be an Oscar-worthy moment of bravery, but instead it’s an embarrassing display of directorial exploitation and a waste of acting goodwill.

Just one of many absolutely scathing reviews of the new Jessica Biel flick, Powder Blue. We’ve got a link to the super-fun candle wax/crying clip here.