Here’s Jessica Alba, out and about with Cash Warren, just weeks after giving birth to little Honor Marie (who was not along for the trip).

Jessica looks much less pissed to see the cameras now that she’s lost that baby weight. She shared after Honor’s birth about how desperate she was to ditch the extra weight that made her feel unsexy. How vain is that! Like, I understand wanting to get your body back, but you were pregnant, Jess. The weight gain is nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, I’ve never been pregnant, so I can’t really say for sure, but when I’m pregnant I plan to eat anything and everything I want.

Come to think of it, I kind of do that anyway.

At dinner last night, there were four of us, and I forced everyone to order a dessert — after I’d eaten lobster, steak, oysters, bread, mashed potatoes and asparagus — and my girlfriend and I were going to share one. So there were three desserts in front of us, and I just dug the hell in. As I was scarfing down the chocolate cake, one of my guy friends was like, “Beet, try the tart,” and after I’d swallowed my gigantic bite of chocolate cake, I was like, “I dunno, dude. It’s not really on my diet,” and then I laughed at my own joke for like 10 minutes. Ha ha. I think I’m just going to start telling people I’m pregnant so I don’t have to feel guilty about eating like crap. Oh, who am I kidding? I don’t feel guilty about eating like crap. I love it!

Oh, and check out Jessica’s wedding ring. It’s kinda funny-looking. Maybe this is just a bad angle.

She may not have wanted the paps to take pictures of her while she was pregnant, but she sure is willing to cash in on the first photos of her new baby!

Jessica Alba is getting $1.5M from OK! magazine for the first photos of her daughter, Honor Marie.

That’s half of what they paid Matthew McConaughey!

I wonder if Jessica knew that when she settled on a price. She’s probably pissed now and realizes she could have held out for more.

And what’s with OK! and all the baby pics? It’s like their new marketing strategy is to hold a monopoly on celeb baby pics.

She’s getting huuuuuuuuuuge!!!

Here’s Jess picking up some take-out food in Hollywood, and talking on her cell phone, per usual.

I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with the Jessica Alba pregnancy. I don’t even find Jessica Alba particularly interesting, but for some reason I’m just glued to watching her baby bump grow. I am so, so weird.

Here’s Jessica Alba today outside a fine establishment called The Rug Company. I don’t think that’s a double entendre out of the photags who caption these things but you never know.

In other Alba news she held a baby shower yesterday at the Ever After Teahouse in Studio City. Her sister (Jaime King) and Rashida Jones (Jim’s other girlfriend on The Office) were in attendance.

The Menu?

• Skewers of tiger shrimp and chicken
• Mini doughnuts
• Cupcakes
• Strawberries dipped in white and dark chocolate
• White wine
• Lemonade
• Iced coffee
• Milkshakes

Man, take it easy on the sugar over there kids.

The only other development was this little nugget:

While most of the gifts were in yellow or green, Jessica reportedly told guests she is expecting a baby girl…. Jessica and Cash are rumoured to be naming their daughter Honor Warren.

Hmmm. Honor? For a girl? I’m skeptical. But I like when the Brits/Kiwis/Aussies throw in that extra O in rumour. Much more civilised.

Hide your face all you want.

We know it’s you.

And we see that baby bump, baby!!!!

Apparently she’s given up on trying to hide that bump from the paps.

I love it I love it I love it!

Thanks Christine!

Jessica Alba shows off that teensy-tiny bump as she does publicity for her new film, The Eye, in LA.

I saw this movie over the weekend — it was not my choice — and let me summarize the film for you guys:

Jessica Alba is blind. Then Jessica Alba is not blind. Now Jessica Alba sees dead people. Jessica Alba wears a white tank top. Jessica Alba takes a shower. Jessica Alba goes to Mexico. Jessica Alba saves the dead people. Then Jessica Alba is blind again. The end.

There. I saved you $10.