Archive for the ‘Jesse Metcalf’ Category

Rockin the D-List

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

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Jesse Metcalf just can’t get enough of Hollywood parties. Here he is with some random chick at another launch of something stupid that only swag hunters attend. It isn’t a good thing when you are the only real “famous” person at the party.

Looks like he really are sticking to that rehab thing too. You know the first thing you are not supposed to after you get out of rehab is…well…I don’t know…GO OUT TO PARTIES.

Toally Sober

Monday, June 4th, 2007

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Look at me! Drinking RedBull! I’m not having booze! Remember me everybody I’m so cool, I went to rehab.

I’m so bored of Jesse. He really only held my attention when his shirt was off.

Sobriety is so the new black.

Jesse Metcalfe Doesn’t Just Play a Cheater on Television

Friday, April 20th, 2007

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Jesse Metcalfe, best known for his role as the hunky gardener-slash-homewrecker on Desperate Housewives, has just been very publicly dumped by his girlfriend after pictures of him holding hands with another girl surfaced on the Internet yesterday. Metcalfe — who checked into rehab last month — was photographed on the streets of L.A. with a mystery brunette. His girlfriend, Nadine Coyle, was not particularly happy about it.

If you’re reading this from the U.S., you’ve probably never heard of Nadine Coyle. If you’re reading it from Britain, you know exactly who she is. Coyle is a member of the British all-girl pop group Girls Aloud, which has become quite a phenomenon across the pond. There’s been a ton of publicity dedicated to the couple overseas, although little of it has filtered into the U.S., where we seem to be dedicating all our British energies to Posh & Becks, and two people named Katie Price and Peter Andre, whose import on any level I have totally given up on understanding. But, anyway, trust me when I say that Nadine is a big deal in Britain.

In response to the pictures, Coyle gave the following quote to Britain’s Daily Mirror:

“It’s over between Jesse and me. I’m not the kind of girl to put up with nonsense like that. I’ll meet the right person when the time is right. I’m disappointed but what can I do? There’s no point hanging on when it gets to this stage.”

Nadine has been filming a movie in the U.K. while her boyfriend has been rehabbing — and apparently doing everything in his power to drum up publicity for his floundering career — in Los Angeles.

Just In Time for Rehab!

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

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Desperate Housewives hottie and recent rehab denizen Jesse Metcalfe does a photo shoot (with his stupid girlfriend) for OK! magazine.

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Rehab is The New Black

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

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Recently Britney Spears, Linsday Lohan, Robbie Williams, and countless other celebrities have checked themselves into rehab. Now one would think that this would be a private endeavor yet most of these celebrities make it into a big publicity event.

The latest D-lister to join the rehab posse is Jessie Metcalfe. Funny how we haven’t seen much of him lately and then all of a sudden he ends up in rehab. Today his publicist released the following,

“On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment.”

Privacy my ass. Rehab is so hot right now. I’m not saying that some of these celebrities are doing this for attention. Oh wait, actually I am.