Paris Hilton gets an inexplicable hug from Jesse McCartney on the red carpet for the Grammys.

It looks like Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimigla, the couple with the most obnoxiously difficult names to pronounce, are ovah.  According to this dude, Hayden was at Crown Bar making out with Jesse McCartney.  Not just making out, but, like, foreplaying (I bet you didn’t know foreplay could be verbed).  Ever the consummated professional, she did pause to sign autographs.  Can you imagine being the fan that interrupts that action?  “Uh, excuse me…Hayden?  Hi, I’m Suzi and I was just wondering…could I have your autograph?  Oh, sure, I can wait until you swallow.  No problem.”

And the real question that I’d like to have answered:  How is it that Hayden Pantyline keeps getting into bars?

Picture above is two years old.  Apparently, Pantyline has had designs on McCartney for quite some time.

Someone sent along this link to a video of Jesse McCartney covering T-Pain’s “Buy U a Drank” at a concert. Um … this is awesome. I love everything about this. I love that the audience is singing along rather than gaping at him like “Is this really happening?” Because that is what I would be doing. That is what I am doing.

I am also really interested to learn if he had to buy the rights to perform this song in concert. If so, what was T-Pain’s reaction when his manager was like, “Uh, dude, is it cool if Jesse McCartney covers one of your songs?”

Anyway, kids, no prize involved this time (we’ll be running a cool contest on Tuesday, so check back for that), but let’s play fill-in-the-blank just for fun.

Jesse McCartney decided to cover T-Pain’s “Buy U a Drink” because _______________.

Thanks Kat!