It would just be like, “Dayum, girl, someone got into the Doritos. Seriously.”

At the Conde Nast Movies Rock event in LA.

“Marc and I are expecting,” Jennifer told the crowd at her Miami show on Wednesday night.

Marc then kissed her belly. “I didn’t know she was going to talk,” he said.

So there ya have it.

Christina announced.

Jennifer announced.

Everyone’s pregnancy is now out of the closet.

Yay.

Jennifer Lopez — who’s currently battling Christina Aguilera for the title of Worst-Kept Pregnancy Secret — won’t be pleased with designer Roberto Cavalli, responded with this when People magazine asked what types of clothes he designs for celebs:

“Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger.”

Ooooooooooops!

Everyone knows.

Just announce it already.

What is taking you so long?

JLo performed on Good Morning America today. There were rumors she’d announce her pregnancy there, but it was a no-go.

Jennifer.

Come on.

But Jennifer Lopez is totally pregnant.

Check out this shot of her at a recent concert in Connecticut.

Preggers. Preggers. Preggers.

Looks like J-Lo’s jumping on the pregnancy bandwagon. Mrs. Marc Anthony sported a baby bump at her fashion line’s recent show, and now inside sources are confirming that she has a little Lopez on the way.

“She’s about twelve weeks pregnant,” says a source. “She’s due in the spring.” She’s been trying to get pregnant using in vitro fertilization for years, and has finally been successful. There’s even a possibility she’s preggers with twins! Friends say Jennifer has been dreaming of becoming a mother for some time now, and is elated about the pregnancy.