Looks like J-Lo’s jumping on the pregnancy bandwagon. Mrs. Marc Anthony sported a baby bump at her fashion line’s recent show, and now inside sources are confirming that she has a little Lopez on the way.

“She’s about twelve weeks pregnant,” says a source. “She’s due in the spring.” She’s been trying to get pregnant using in vitro fertilization for years, and has finally been successful. There’s even a possibility she’s preggers with twins! Friends say Jennifer has been dreaming of becoming a mother for some time now, and is elated about the pregnancy.

Is there anything Jennifer Lopez can’t do?

The singer/actress/dancer/model/executive producer is at it again, as she’s signed on to produce The Amigas Sweet 15 Club, a television show about a group of young women who start a business planning Quinceanera parties. It will be a half-hour show with plenty of musical numbers. Lopez helps to use the show as a vehicle to break new Latina talent, and a line of CDs based on the show’s music is already in the works. And in case you’re more of a bookworm type, a line of young adult novels is being developed as well.

Have they even cast this thing yet?

An IMDB search indicates that they have not.

It’s also unclear whether Lopez plans to appear on the show.

This is so awesome. JLo’s pre-superfame hubby, Ojani Noa, was planning to publish a tell-all book accusing Jennifer of having several affairs during their marriage, including one with current husband Marc Anthony. But Jen put the smack-down on him, and now she’s been awarded nearly $545,000 in a lawsuit over the issue. (Only $200,000 of that is in damages — the rest is to cover legal and arbitration fees.) Her lawsuit claimed that Noa had violated a previous lawsuit settlement preventing him from revealing private information about their relationship.

This is my favorite part: the arbitrator also decided that Noa should have a permanent injunction preventing him from “criticizing, denigrating, casting in a negative light or otherwise disparaging or causing disparagement” to Jennifer. This is the coolest thing ever. I don’t know how she got someone to agree to this, but I would like to take all my ex-boyfriends to this arbitrator. Also: my mom, my high-school art teacher and my therapist.

Noa was also directed to give Lopez or her attorney all copies of materials related to the book.

Ah, the transfer of power in Hollywood. First Paris Hilton helped make Kim Kardashian a celebrity in her own right. Now Kim is paying it forward, dragging Gastineau Girls never-was Brittny Gastineau onto the red carpet and back into the public eye. We saw the two brunettes together at The N’s 5-year anniversary party earlier this week, and Wednesday night they showed up together at Lorraine Schwartz Monkey Collection launch in NYC. Because with Paris in the slammer, Lindsay in rehab, and Britney being boring, I have no choice but to write about what Kim Kardashian is doing. Look, folks, I don’t like it any more than you do, but you have to admire their timing.

Also, guys, I may be developing a tiny crush on Brittny. Mostly because I like the way she spells her name. Maybe I’d like Kim better if she spelled it, like, Khimmnm. Oh, yeah. Fuck that’s hot.

Jennifer Lopez was there, too, in a super cute outfit, but she’s old now and I don’t care about her.

Jennifer Lopez attended the 20th Annual Children’s Fund Gala in NYC on Wednesday night, and there’s not a single genuine smile in the whole batch of pictures. It’s almost like someone had to tape the corners of her mouth up to get her to smile — the eyes are just dead. But there’s still no denying she’s gorgeous. Marc Anthony was there, too. Is it just me or does he always, always, always look like Tom Hanks in the last thirty minutes of Philadelphia?

JenLop (my new nickname for her) is now suing the most credible news source on the planet, the BBC. Oh no wait, I meant The National Enquirer.

DUBLIN (AP) — Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Marc Anthony, are suing The National Enquirer in European courts over the tabloid’s claims they were linked to a drug scandal, their Belfast lawyer said Monday.

See? What are they seeking you ask?

“a six-figure settlement”

Hmmm, that seems a little lame. Don’t you usually sue for 60 kajillion dollars and then settle for a million or so? I thought that was how it worked. They are suing because the rag alleged that they were “caught up in a heroin scandal” which is of course false. The scandal turned out to be only crack pipe related. One fun part is they are suing in Europe because:

“The First Amendment restrictions in U.S. libel law make it virtually impossible for international celebrities or other high-profile individuals to sue successfully (said their attorney Paul Tweed)”

Ugh. The First Amendement is sooooo annoying. As is having a tangible place where someone can serve you with a lawsuit. And now, the kicker! For the lawyer, Paul Tweed, this marks the second time he’s represented a high profile celebrity against the publication. Check it out:

In July 2006, he secured a published apology in the European edition of the Enquirer for an article that claimed pop singer Britney Spears was about to divorce Kevin Federline.

You see, it wasn’t until November that the two would split up. The Enquirer has got to stop trusting their psychics. Those guys are only accurate so far as alien stuff is concerned!

Is all the pressure of … um … not working nudging Portia de Rossi back to her old ‘rexic ways? [popbytes]

Courtney Love didn’t pay her bill at rehab. I guess she figured she’d take care of it the next time she stopped in there for a month or two. [dlisted]

It is a distant possibility that Jennifer Lopez’s current marriage may not be working out so well. That’s okay, Jen. Fourth time’s the charm. [ICYDK]

Pretty on the Outside has a little fun with American Idol. [POTO]

Hey, Lisa Rinna, when you wear a see-through dress on the red carpet, it’s advisable to include a bra in your ensemble. [SOW]

Comedian Richard Jeni passes away. [Tabloid Whore]

Just when you were jonesing for another awards show: look no further than the Soul Train Music Awards. [Celebrity Smack]

Rehab is the new Hyde. Eddie Van Halen is the latest celeb to walk through the velvet ropes. [Glitterati]