Jennifer Lopez showed up at the NYC premiere of Shine a Light looking significantly lighter herself.

Her husband, the Crypt Keeper, was there, too, but I’m not running his picture because it scares small children.

Here’s J-Lo with Max and Emme on the cover of People.

The $6M cover of People.

What do you think?

Are these pics worth that kind of cash?

The JTwins are named Max and Emme.

What I wanna know is what their last names are. Marc Anthony’s real last name is Muñiz. So what do we have on our hands here? Is it an Emme Muñiz? Can I call her EMu?

I’m just asking. These things are important to me.

The day has finally arrived!

Early this morning, in Long Island, NY, Ms. Jennifer Lopez gave birth to a healthy baby girl and, 11 minutes later, a healthy baby boy.

The twins are as yet unnamed.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” says Jen’s manager.

Congrats to the happy couple!

$6.5 million for pictures of twins is the new going rate:

(Jennifer Lopez) has reportedly secured the highest price ever paid for celebrity baby photos following a deal with People magazine. The staggering sum will be shared with OK! magazine, who will print the pictures in their 15 international editions. A spokesperson for the OK! magazine said: “It is fantastic for these international markets, and especially important with the immense strength the exclusive will bring to the new launch of OK! Spain.”

Christina only got $1.5m… but it was only one kid. Plus the Lopez twins are 20lbs each.

It’s official.

Jennifer Lopez’s father confirmed to Escándalo TV that she’s having twins.

Expect their duet CD to be released later this year.

Snore.

The rumors of twins continue, as J-Lo picked up matching pink and blue baby onesies at an LA boutique. It’s possible she just doesn’t know the sex of the baby and wants to cover all her bases, but of course it’s also possible she’s expecting a boy and a girl.

Am I the only one who kind of wants to have a baby just for the baby clothes? They are soooo cute. I love going to Target and looking at the matching mom-and-baby shoes. I am definitely going to be one of those obnoxious moms who wears matching clothes with her baby. And if it’s a boy, I’m making my future husband match him. It’s going in the pre-nup. Seriously, these are my rules: sex at least three times a week and you dress to match the baby.