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Let’s Talk About Sex … Tapes

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Carrie Prejean — yep, she’s still around — was on Sean Hannity’s show last night to talk about her solo sex tape.  I know the folks at the Miss California pageant are happy that tape exists (a tape of Carrie masturbating for her boyfriend at the time), because about 20 seconds after they showed it to Prejean she dropped her lawsuit.  Ah … the power of a masturbation tape … truly, the power of one.

Anyway, it’s clear that Sean Hannity totally backs up Prejean.  He wrote the forward for her book “Still Standing” and clearly does all he can to take the heat off of her during last night’s interview.

In the meantime, it looks like Jennifer Lopez could be talking about her sex tape soon.  The singer is suing her ex-husband (I know, I know.  Which one?)  Ojani Noa, also known as “The First in the Trilogy” for $10M for violating a 2004 confidentiality agreement that they both signed.  It seems that Noa is in possession of their honeymoon sex tape and is shopping around for a buyer.  The tape — it already has a title of How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story — shows a fight between J.Lo and her mother as well as J.Lo getting spanked.  Kinky girl!  Who knew?  Nobody, until now.

Jennifer Lopez is Either Really Happy or Getting Divorced

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Update: Photo removed by request.

Jennifer Lopez is on September’s cover of InStyle looking like an Oreo vagina and, in between the covers of the mag, she offers sage advice about marriage.  Stop laughing!  Now that she’s got her two starters out of the way, she has settled down quite nicely with Marc Anthony.  As a matter of fact, their marriage has lasted twice as long as Jen’s two previous unions — combined!

“I’m still figuring it out as I go along,” Lopez tells InStyle magazine. “How do two totally different people come together and make one life and say they’ll do it forever and ever? I mean, I’ve tried it. This is my third time. I don’t even think I tried in my other marriages, which was immature and not knowing better. … I believe that in life you learn through experience. I’m old enough to know now that relationships take work. That it’s not an easy thing.”

So, I don’t know.  Is this a statement designed to prepare the public for an eventual split?  Or does it sound like they are on firm footing?  I’ll be the first to admit that I didn’t think it would last for the five years that it has.  Cynic.

The rest of the interview is just a bunch of yammering about how having children changed her life.  I want to meet the woman who says, “Yeah, I cranked out a couple kids but it’s still the status quo around here.”  Seriously, the biggest parenting cliches that exist:  

1)  My life has changed since having a child.

2)  I look at the world differently since having a child.

3)  It’s a love like no other when  you have a child.

4)  Having a child makes me want to be a better person.

Listen, all these things may be true, but does every celeb have to say them as if they were the first to think of it?

Jennifer Lopez Turned 40

Monday, July 27th, 2009

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Marc Anthony hosted a “surprise” birthday party for his bride’s 40th.  Jennifer Lopez is another one of those actresses that has way more acting skill than I gave her credit for.  Notice how surprised, shocked, teary she looked as she arrived.  Did she think she was headed to the Sizzler in her floor-length Grecian-inspired gown?  She totally knew!  I’ve got more pics in the gallery of Lopez faking it, as well as a pic of Mets player Carlos Beltran who attended the party.  Truth?  I only included the Carlos picture so we could laugh at his date’s ensemble.

According to Gatecrasher, Ms. Lopez was very irritated — and spent a lot of time loudly complaining about it to her husband — by guests who did not arrive on time.  

Happy Birthday — you’ll always be J. Lo to me, even though your husband has re-branded you as Lola.

Ben Affleck: Jennifer Lopez Is Icky

Friday, July 10th, 2009

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Is Ben Affleck becoming the new Jennifer Aniston?  It’s entirely possible, because he recently spoke with Contact Music about the time that he was one half of the duo Bennifer.

BEN AFFLECK has spoken out about his high-profile relationship with former girlfriend JENNIFER LOPEZ – insisting it was bad for his movie career.
The actor began dating the singer in 2002 after starring in Gigli with her, and the pair later became engaged before splitting up shortly before their scheduled wedding in 2004.
Affleck is adamant he should never have got involved in the first place – because the publicity surrounding their romance tainted his career.
He says, “I was no longer in control of my life. I thought I wanted certain things, but I didn’t. I got lost. I felt suffocated, miserable and gross. I should never have gone down that route or got sucked in to all the publicity.
“I was typecast as myself. Too many people weren’t getting past what they read about me. That was damaging. I can tell from experience it’s bad for you, and bad for your career. So I took a break, went away for a while and let things calm down.”

Coincidentally, all things J. Lo make me feel suffocated too.  Of course that might have to do with my burying my face in a pillow and screaming whenever she appears on my radio or television screen.

Ben, you are a wise man and no longer overexposed.  Now, could you speak with a certain over-peroxided couple that need to learn the same lesson that you did?

Someone’s Been Spending a Little Too Much Time at The Crafts Service Table

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

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Here’s some pictures of Jennifer Lopez filming on the set of her new movie, The Backup Plan.  She’s really filled out lately, huh?  An Ab Roller could help her.

Caption This

Friday, April 10th, 2009

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I’d like to caption this, “I feel sad that Beet is going to have to pay a week of paid vacation to Wendie because Wendie is an amazing visionary who totally has correctly predicted that Skeletor and I are splitting up in 2009.”

Okay, there haven’t been any official announcements yet, but stay tuned.  God, I hope this doesn’t turn into Pukegate all over again.

Marc Anthony Wants a Girl with a Short Skirt and a Loooooong Jacket

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

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Jennifer Lopez went leather-tastic for the NYC opening of TOPSHOP, sporting a tiny black dress underneath. Hubby Marc Anthony was by her side. I think Wendie and I should bet money on them. She’s so sure they’re splitsville, and I’m so sure they’re for real. I think if they don’t announce a break-up by the end of 2009, Wendie has to work a week for free. Either that or she has to cover every single story about Jennifer Aniston’s love life in 2010. She’ll do a week for free, I guarantee ya.

Also there: Kate Moss (of course), Blake Lively and supposed ex-boyfriend Penn Badgley, as well as Simon Cowell and supposed ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour.

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