Here’s some pictures of Jennifer Lopez filming on the set of her new movie, The Backup Plan.  She’s really filled out lately, huh?  An Ab Roller could help her.

I’d like to caption this, “I feel sad that Beet is going to have to pay a week of paid vacation to Wendie because Wendie is an amazing visionary who totally has correctly predicted that Skeletor and I are splitting up in 2009.”

Okay, there haven’t been any official announcements yet, but stay tuned.  God, I hope this doesn’t turn into Pukegate all over again.

Jennifer Lopez went leather-tastic for the NYC opening of TOPSHOP, sporting a tiny black dress underneath. Hubby Marc Anthony was by her side. I think Wendie and I should bet money on them. She’s so sure they’re splitsville, and I’m so sure they’re for real. I think if they don’t announce a break-up by the end of 2009, Wendie has to work a week for free. Either that or she has to cover every single story about Jennifer Aniston’s love life in 2010. She’ll do a week for free, I guarantee ya.

Also there: Kate Moss (of course), Blake Lively and supposed ex-boyfriend Penn Badgley, as well as Simon Cowell and supposed ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour.

Jennifer Lopez was looking especially youthful, small and Harajuku-tastic at a promotional appearance for Samantha Thavasa at her Shibuya store on Monday.

She also made damn sure to show off that honkin’ ring of hers. That thing looks like it weighs more than her entire head.

Wendie and I are of differing opinions on the JLo marriage. I think it’s for real, and the break-up rumors are bunk. Wendie thinks they’re approximately 20 seconds away from divorce. Thoughts?

Last week, stars showed their support as stylist, Andrea Lieberman, launched her new clothing line at Barney’s New York in Bev Hills.

As is often the case, big names like Gwen Stefani, Ellen Pompeo and Jennifer Lopez borrowed jewelry from famed Swiss jeweler, Robert Mouawad.  And as is also often the case, the bling was returned the next day.  Except in the case of J. Lo.

According to a New York Post source, Lopez’s manager called Mouawad after the event and informed him that Jen would be keeping the pieces she borrowed. The source claimed that Mouawad was okay with gifting the jewelry but that it was presumptuous, nonetheless.

Is that how it works in Hollywood?  You borrow shit and just keep it?  How very Winona Ryder.  I have a new term for what all these thieving wenches pull:  Involuntary swag.

Jen’s camp, of course, says the jewelry was a gift in exchange for appearing at the event.

Despite my deep personal belief that it’s all a sham, Marc Anthony and J. Lo appeared as happy and in love as ever at Anthony’s Madison Square Garden Valentine’s Day concert.  They even terrified their Dragon Tales, Max and Emme, by bringing them onstage to be greeted by thousands of screaming fans.  My two-year-old can’t handle the lady at the deli offering him cheese.  I can’t even fathom how he’d react to seeing himself on a Jumbotron.

I have a personal policy not to make fun of children other than my own.  But remember how Alexa Joel was cursed?  A beautiful supermodel of a mom and she ended up looking exactly like her dad?  Unfortunate.  Let’s hope the twins dodge a similar fate.

The cut is reminiscent of her infamous 2000 Grammy dress (intentional decision?), but this is a much more adult spin on it, and I think she looks lovely. Oh, and for those of you who buy the rumors that she’s on the rocks with Marc (personally, I don’t), he was there at her side as she walked the carpet.