An Open Letter To Jennifer Garner
Monday, March 16th, 2009
Dear Jennifer,
Thank you for eating. Thank you for not being a size zero, seventy-two hours postpartum. I applaud you for not celebrating each c-section by having your tummy tucked and your thighs sucked.
Thank you for not hiring a stylist to “do” you before you pick up your daughter at school.
Also, I’d like to thank you for shopping at mass merchandisers. Sometimes, in photos, I recognize the Old Navy togs that your children don. It brings me peace when I see your kid dressed in the $12.50 Gap pique polo.
In other words, today I honor you for being normal. In Hollywood terms, you are a complete and total freak.













