Here’s a first look at Jen’s appearance on 30 Rock tonight, where she’ll play a psychotic former roommate of Liz’s who becomes obsessed with Jack.

Listen, people, I don’t care why you tune into 30 Rock, just tune in! This is like one of three shows on television today that I still find watchable. I’ll just die if it gets canceled.

Here’s a first look at Jennifer Aniston on the cover of her tell-all Vogue.

She looks amazing!!! I can’t remember the last time she looked this radiant.

TOTAL thinspiration! She looks healthy and happy and gorgeous!

Now I have to go for a run so I can look hot like that.

Word on the street is that Jennifer Aniston gets way honest in an upcoming interview with American Vogue, telling the mag that “what Angelina did was very uncool.”

A source said: ‘This interview shows that Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina,’ adding: ‘It’s hugely significant.’

In the magazine’s December issue, Miss Aniston is said by industry insiders to have given her most candid interview yet, offering countless details about her new Beverly Hills estate, her unusual relationship with her parents, and intimate secrets about her romantic life.

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‘She’s never been this honest or brave in an interview before,’ said the source, who has seen the completed, lengthy package, due on sale in the U.S. in a few days.

The source added: ‘This certainly raises the bar on celebrity profiles. Jennifer opens up about her sex life, her career, and her feelings about life after her divorce.

‘She must have had a lot on her mind, because she lets go on everything.’

Oooooh, I am SO EXCITED!!!! I have been WAITING for this moment!!!

Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with…what else?  TWINS!  The battle of the dueling uteri lives on!  Ok, it’s Star so I’ll hold off on buying a gift but wouldn’t it be great if it were true?

There’s a simple reason for that: I have no love life.

But, honestly, I spend more of my day trying to puzzle out Jen’s romantic entanglements than I spend trying to figure out why I am Man Repellent. Seriously I should try to patent me and sell me to the military. They could just put me on the front lines and men would run in the opposite direction. I’m a more valuable military asset than Twitter!

What was I talking about?

Oh, yeah. Jen. After being spotted with Gerard Butler, she was once again with John Mayer at the Sunset Tower hotel.

The two left together and got into an SUV.

What is it with Jennifer and the Sunset Tower hotel these days?

They must sell some really good weed there or something.

The on-again off-again couple were spotted getting cozy in WeHo on Tuesday, sources report.

They arrived around 10 p.m. and sat indoors with three pals.

Aniston — who ordered her usual grilled chicken salad — shared a bottle of wine with the table.

Says the witness of the couple: “They looked like they had the best time. They were holding hands at one point and seemed very much back on.

“She seemed extremely happy to be back with him,” the insider tells Us. “They were close and laughing the whole time with their friends.”

I don’t know what sounds more unbearable, living on a constant diet of grilled chicken sandwiches or dating John Mayer. I’m truly stumped.

That’s what the National Enquirer wants you to think.

They just flew into Los Angeles together, landing at 4:05 Pacific Time on Monday, October, 13, The ENQUIRER has confirmed.

The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.

“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly.

“John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”

A long, lingering kiss?

He was just probably trying to suck the pot smoke out of her lungs. There’s enough in there to get a decent buzz, I’ve heard.