“Oh my God, it’s hysterical. It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’ Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers! … I’m on the verge of it in some way—or it’s something I long for.”

Jennifer Aniston, opening up about pregnancy rumors in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly.

She also addresses how Vogue put her “What Angelina did was very uncool” quote on their cover. “I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid,” she said. “I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.” (For what it’s worth, Jen, Vogue is grasping at straws these days, and it’s looking like Anna Wintour’s going to be forced out in a humiliating coup that’ll have everyone who’s ever worked in fashion breaking out the champagne.)

Anyway, I’m continuing to totally dig Jen’s approach to life, and loving each and every interview she does. TEAM ANISTON, yo!

 

I was so happy that we no longer hear this HJNTIY phrase every three minutes and now I fear its resurgence. 

What chance of success do you think this movie has?  It has a huge cast including Scarlett Johansson, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck, Justin Long, Jennifer Connelly and Kevin Connolly.  I just don’t think that the woman that needs to see this movie ever will.  Because she’s never going to think it applies to her.

I remember one specific girl I knew who had a years-long relationship with a guy who wasn’t into her.  He would tell her he didn’t love her and that they had no future and she would reply by asking him what he meant by that.  As if he could have been any clearer.  He would tell her to “fuck off” and she viewed that as him really making an effort to communicate.  He had a one-night stand and she believed that his bad judgement was a result of his fear of the intensity of feelings he had for her.  I tried to explain that sometimes a man is just not going to be interested enough.  And it’s not always for some big meaningful reason like they feel that they don’t deserve happiness.  So if you are trying to determine if a guy is into you or not, he isn’t.  Doesn’t seem like we should need a book and a movie to grasp that concept.

Oh, allow me to save you some time and eye strain; the answer is no.  No matter how many times you slo-mo, rewind, repeat, you cannot see Scarlett Johansson’s boobs at 1:45.

Very cool. I dig. I like that it’s multi-dimensional. Jen is rapidly winning me over these days. I was always so blah about her, but I’ve been really digging a lot of the publicity work she’s been doing lately. It’s human and it’s interesting and it’s funny and charismatic and honest and charming. Team Aniston, yo.

“There are times I don’t even remember that particular show. This is horrible to say, but there are times when I laugh my rear end off. And I get in debates with people who are over and say, ‘Friends’ is not my thing.’ Excuse you!”

Jennifer Aniston, who is rapidly winning my heart, discussing watching re-runs of her break-out sitcom in an interview in this weekend’s New York Times magazine.

The couple were spotted partying it up in NYC again on Thursday night, where a source says they were “nonstop, dirty-dancing machines.” Ewww. For some reason, the thought of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston “dirty dancing” makes me cringe. Neither of them really seems like the type.

Anyway, apparently JenAn further fueled rumors that she’s preggers by refusing to drink alcohol at the club. Meh, I don’t think she’s knocked up. I think she and John are just having fun with the media.

Jennifer Aniston’s appearance on 30 Rock last night garnered the show a season-low rating of 7.5M viewers. Hm. I thought Jen was still America’s golden girl?

In general, though, 30 Rock’s numbers have been up this season, ostensibly fueled by Tina Fey’s impeccable Sarah Palin impressions on SNL.

In contrast, Anthony Edwards’ return to ER boosted the show 1.2M viewers over the previous week, to 9.8M viewers.

Who is still watching ER?

Honestly, I was in eighth grade when that show started. That show has been on for eons. How are they not out of plotlines?

Here’s a first look at Jen’s appearance on 30 Rock tonight, where she’ll play a psychotic former roommate of Liz’s who becomes obsessed with Jack.

Listen, people, I don’t care why you tune into 30 Rock, just tune in! This is like one of three shows on television today that I still find watchable. I’ll just die if it gets canceled.