Archive for the ‘Jenna Jameson’ Category

Jenna Jameson Retires from Porn!

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

I guess her vagina just couldn’t take it anymore.

Check out Jenna announcing her retirement from the porn industry.

She got booed. Awwwwwwwkward.

CatHouse Opened Just Fine Without Mischa Barton

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at CatHouse in Las Vegas Opening, Pictures, Photos

So Mischa pulled out of her hosting gig at CatHouse last night at the last minute — because of, ya know, that whole DUI thing — but they went ahead and opened anyway.

And who the hell needs Mischa Barton when you have Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz???

Model Jamie King at Opening of CatHouse in Las Vegas, Pictures, Photos

Also there: Jamie King, who got hitched to director Kyle Newman in November, and who’d sure as hell better be pregnant if she doesn’t want me to talk shit about that weight gain.

More Jenna Jameson

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at Body English

Sorry, guys, I’m a little obsessed, especially after this picture.

Here she is with Tito at Body English.

The hair looks great, and I’d kill a homeless man for her stomach, but everything north of the neck … ick!!!

Jenna Jameson Won’t Pee with You

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

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Taking random dudes’ cocks all up in you?

No big deal.

Peeing with the commoners?

For shame!

Sure, she’ll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson won’t use a bathroom in front of others. While boxing legend Lennox Lewis gave training tips to Jameson’s boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, at Room Service, the porn star asked to be escorted by security to a private restroom. Later, Jameson dirty-danced for Ortiz before they shared a passionate kiss.

Maybe her vagina’s just so fucked up these days that she has to use a catheter.

Lisa Marie Pressly and Jenna Jameson, Together at Last

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Jenna Jameson and Lisa Marie Presley at the Marc Bouwer Show

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At the Marc Bouwer show.

What would you title the Lisa Marie/Jenna Jameson porn flick? Extra points to anyone who works in a Michael Jackson reference.

I Think Tito Ortiz Accidentally Ate Jenna Jameson’s Face

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

Jenna Jameson Backstage at Heatherette Show

Jenna Jameson and Kim Kardashian Backstage at Heatherette Show

I can’t really blame him. Her lips do look a lot like a vagina these days.

Seriously it looks like someone ate this girl’s whole face and then spit it back out onto her head.

Homegirl looks worked.

Backstage at the Heatherette show.

Scarlett Will Not Play Jenna

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

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Awww … well that was some short-lived excitement.

Just yesterday I thought there was a chance that Scarlett Johansson might play Jenna Jameson in her upcoming biopic, but it looks like that’s a no-go.

“Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project,” says a rep for the actress. “She also has no interest in playing this role.”

Sad! :(

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