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Archive for the ‘Jeffrey Dean Morgan’ Category

I Guess Mary-Louise Parker Was Engaged

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Mary-Louise Parker and Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Pictures, PHotos

Well, she’s not anymore.

She’d been engaged to Jeffrey Dean Morgan — who appears on Weeds with her, but who you’ll remember as Denny Duquette from Grey’s Anatomy, although he’s starting to look like a Javier Bardem body double these days, IMHO — and the two decided to call it off recently, according to a source.

I prefer not to think to much about Ms. Parker, because she used to date Adam Duritz and is still all BFF with him, and I hate her for that, but this girl seems to be way unlucky in love. You’ll recall that in 2003 Billy Crudup dumped her ass while she was 7 months pregnant to run off with Claire Danes.

Eh, everybody just sucks.