Sean Preston and Jayden James, the sons of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, hit up a pumpkin patch in LA yesterday with their dad. The boys looked so happy, healthy and normal that it was almost shocking. As babies, the boys were often seen drooped over their mother’s shoulder, in tears or looking sad. In these photos the boys couldn’t look more thrilled to share a day of fun with their dad and nanny. While Britney’s parenting has seen a major turn around since she lost custody, there’s no question that these boys are happy when they spend time with their papa. [photos via ONTD]

Okay, guys, I just took a little nap, and now appear to be able to sit upright again, so let’s keep going:

People’s managing editor is talking about why Jayden was taken to the hospital.

He says that in California there is a law stating that if there is an incident at a home involving children, they are required to go to a hospital and get checked for physical and mental issues. In this case, Jayden was cleared of both. Thank God!!!!

“When it was time for Jayden to go visit, get back in the car and go to his dad, Britney did not allow that. She locked herself in a room with Jayden, and that’s when the cops were called,” he told Access Hollywood. “They come in, they get through the door, and they strap Britney down on a gurney.”

The police had a difficult time removing Britney from the locked room, according to Castro. “It’s unclear whether they broke down the door or Britney let them in, but it took a long time for them to get through that door and when they finally got through they saw a disoriented Britney, who hadn’t slept for days, apparently hadn’t eaten for days, and that’s when they decided, ‘Let’s put her in a gurney, she’s under no condition to walk out of here on her own.‘”

Where was the court-appointed monitor during all of this? Wasn’t there some point prior to this where he/she should have been like, “Dude, Britney is more fucked up than usual. I need to get the kids out of here.”

Ms. Spears hit up Robertson for some shopping with little Jayden James in tow.

What’s with the new glasses, Brit? Is this how you’re going to seem responsible now? Running around with reading glasses and children?

It doesn’t work so well when you go do ten shots at Winston’s a few hours later, my dear.

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

With all of us bloggers writing countless stories about Britney Spears many have forgotten about her “boo’s”, her little baby boys Sean Preston and Jayden James. Many have asked the question, “who is taking care of the babies while Britney is in rehab?” Now I guess B has checked herself out of rehab but for those 24 hours according to Larry Rudolph, the hardest working manager in show business,

“The kids are being well taken care of.”

Awesome, give the public what they want. Way to elaborate Larry. Britney has sole custody of her babies so even if she goes into a treatment facility she designates the person who in in charge of taking care of her kids.

Contrary to many reports, Kevin doesn’t want to have full-custody of the kids he just wants his visitation rights.

Here is an interesting look at Britney’s support system via People.

LYNNE SPEARS
As a youngster, Spears had “a terrific relationship” with her mom, says former agent Nancy Carson. But a relative says: “Britney and Lynne have had some problems lately and they weren’t speaking for a while.” Now, though, they’re talking again.

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS
Spears’s little sister cried when she heard about the singer’s meltdown over the weekend, says a friend. The two are tight; Spears calls Jamie Lynn, 15, frequently.

JAMIE SPEARS
Spears’s dad has had his own battles with alcohol. A family member in Louisiana says Spears doesn’t always stop by his home to say hello when she’s in town, but Sunday night before she entered rehab, the two dined together and had “a heavy conversation.”

KEVIN FEDERLINE
The two spoke by phone just before Valentine’s Day, and he canceled plans to go to Las Vegas last weekend “to physically be in L.A. if Britney or the kids needed him,” says a friend.

LARRY RUDOLPH
Her longtime manager parted ways with her after she wed Federline, then returned and orchestrated her well-received behavior when she filed for divorce. He helped with the intervention that led to rehab.

Hopefully one of these people will step up and save Britney. If she really has checked out of rehab I don’t know who can save her.

Brit-Brit was back to what she does … best? She was at a studio in Hollywood choreographing and dancing, with both her kiddos present. JJ was in the back being held by an assistant, but he slipped into view for a frame or two.

For more pics (although this is the best shot of JJ) and video, check here.

TomKat and Suri the Fake Baby (looking fake as can be), arrive in Rome for the contractually mandated wedding of the century. [Glitterati]

Leann Rimes sides with Faith Hill on the whole Carrie-Underwood-sucks issue. Classy. [Tabloid Whore]

Holy crap, stop the presses. Jude and Sienna broke up. For the eight billionth time. I honestly do not remember them getting back together. I’m sure I wrote about it, but I have some sort of Jude-Sienna mental filter that keeps that sort of info from sticking. I’m glad of it. [The Superficial]

This constant stream of Anna Nicole stories makes me want to mix methadone with antidepressants, too. The power company pulled the plug on her place in the Bahamas yesterday. [Allie is Wired]

Vogue doesn’t want pictures of Britney Spears’ baby. Not even for free. Damn. [HGW]

A little treat for the straight guys who stop by on occasion/accident: Alessandra Ambrosia photo explosion over at CelebSlam. [CelebSlam]

An in-depth review of Britney’s pre-nup shows that she filed for divorce on November 6 for a very good reason: one day later, and she would have had to pay a third year of alimony.

If there is anyone happier about this divorce than the celebrity gossip blogging community, it is, surely, Brit-Brit’s homewreckee, Shar Jackson.

In one more blow to FedEx’s pocketbook, Britney is shopping around pics of Jayden James … for free.

Rumors are circulating that Federline talked about divorcing Britney a month before she filed the papers to divorce him. A likely story.

And, finally, BRITNEY IS BACK IN THE RECORDING STUDIO! Hooray!

Isaiah Washington was supposed to appear on Ellen Wednesday to clear up the allegations that he’s a violent, homophobic jackass, but he canceled at the last minute, citing a change in production schedule. Grey’s less controversial star Katherine Heigl was sent in to diffuse the situation instead. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Not to be outdone by TMZ’s scoop on his birth certificate, X17’s crew hid in the bushes outside the Spears-Federline household for an unspecified amount of time, and now they have video of Jayden James Federline. [CelebSlam]

Entourage creator Doug Ellin has a similarly styled show about Wall Street types in the works. Because i-bankers really are like the movie stars of the east coast, just a little more self-centered and detached from reality. [BankersBall]

Not only has Lindsay Lohan heard of Dick Van Dyke, she also doesn’t think he did a very good job with that whole Mary Poppins project. [Hollywood Gossip Whores]

Pay attention, because I will probably never write these words again, but Paris Hilton actually looks really good in French Vogue. [Teddy and Moo]

Lest you think I have any shame, here are pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal’s man loaf. Don’t worry, he’s wearing pants. He just should have also worn underwear. [A Socialite's Life]

Ever want to know more about the music you hear on television and movies? Drake Lelane’s blog covers the soundtrack of your life (because, if you’re like me, television and movies are your life). Check out what you heard on last week’s Grey’s Anatomy. [thus spake drake]

My favorite part of all this? Kevin’s middle name is Earl. And, when asked to sign the document, he printed his name. Oh, well. At least he spelled it right. Small favors, right?