Hello all. I apologize for the total lack of posts this afternoon. Wendie has the rest of the day off, which should have been just fine, except a lovely red truck ran a stop sign and plowed into the side of my car a couple hours ago. Thank God, I was wearing my seatbelt, and the airbags deployed, and I walked away without a scratch (the same can not be said for my precious car). The body shop says my car will have to live with them for three weeks (????) and no one in this city has rental cars available right now. Like every rental place in a 10-mile radius is out of cars. So whatever. Kind of a pain in the ass, but right now I’m just exceedingly grateful that I’m okay, and it’s just another really important reminder to WEAR A SEATBELT ALWAYS. This would have been a very different story had I not been buckled up.

Another reason I’m grateful? I’m not Jason Wahler today. The Hills star got sober after his 2007 arrest, but apparently it didn’t stick, as he got himself arrested for battery and public intoxication on Friday night.

According to law enforcement sources, Wahler got into a scuffle with a bouncer at the Ocean Avenue Brewery and eventually got himself ejected.

Somehow Wahler made his way back inside, cops said, and the bouncers had to toss him out again.

But here’s the best part: Witnesses say a frustrated Wahler then removed his shoes and fired them into the bar — and when security came out to remove him permanently, Jason allegedly threw a punch.

Cops soon arrived on scene and arrested the reality reject for battery and public intoxication.

Wahler still had 11 days left on his probation stemming from a drunken, racist, homophobic, violent tirade back in 2007– which means he’s gonna get in even more trouble if convicted.

And you better believe he’s getting convicted, and probably going to jail. I bet him former fiance, Katja Decker-Sadowski, who ended their engagement in February, is delighted to have dodged this bullet. You can’t drink, Jason. Not ever. Because this shit is gonna happen every single time. Do you get it now?

Gasp!

First Holly Madison and Criss Angel, and now this??? Is there no such thing as true love anymore??

The Hills star Jason Wahler has called off his engagement to his 21-year-old fiancee, Katya Decker-Sadowski, but he calls it an “amicable split.”

Jason is now shopping a reality show called Jason and the Cougars.

Wow, so he dumps his super-young fiance, and now wants to be back in the spotlight by dating much older women? Super, super classy, dude.

Remember these two crazy kids?

Yes, it’s Jason Wahler and his fiancee, Katia Decker, at some Z-list event in Hollywood. Seriously. They were like the biggest names there. Even Kristen Cavallari didn’t bother showing up.

Give it up, you guys. Go gently into that good night.

I actually feel bad for the guy. He got sober, cleaned his act up, and worked things out with Lauren.

But the law’s the law, and Jason’s paying the price for his April arrest in Seattle. He was sentenced to 30 days, but will probably only do 20 of them.

Says his rep:

“He has been through rehabilitation, done community service and has been attending AA meetings. He would like to be an example to young people to make them realize that there are consequences for bad behavior. He is making amends and looks forward to continuing success in his career.”

I can’t wait to watch this shit go down on The Hills!

Remember when we all used to think Jason was the bad guy?

Kind of like we used to think K-Fed was the bad guy?

Life is full of surprises, kids.

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I hope Ryan Seacrest is on The Hills payroll. It’s, like, when most people in Hollywood want to issue a statement, they go to their publicist. When these kids want to get a message out, they go to KISS-FM.

“The whole thing that Heidi [Montag] and Spencer [Pratt] said about the tape thing, it’s just so annoying,” Jason told Ryan on Wednesday. “They just need to shut up … The most frustrating part is that they are such lowlifes that they have to come up with stuff to try and ruin other people. It’s just frustrating.”

WOO HOO! Well said, my man!

Rehab’s done Wahler good.

He’s making a guest appearance on the MTV show on Monday.

When the Beet is away, Spiteful Lars will play… that’s right kids, it’s a special guest bloggin’ appearance from your old friend Lars! But enough about me, the news today is:

TMZ is reporting that Jason Wahler is engaged to his girlfriend Katja Decker-Sadowski, a USC tennis player (ooh, check her out here). Katja got hooked up with a four carat ring, or around 12x what Heidi received from that jerk-off Spencer.

I believe the official position of the Beet is that this Jason fellow is a “huge douchebag” and I will stick with that though of course I wish him and his rehab / fiancée all the luck in the world!