Gasp!

First Holly Madison and Criss Angel, and now this??? Is there no such thing as true love anymore??

The Hills star Jason Wahler has called off his engagement to his 21-year-old fiancee, Katya Decker-Sadowski, but he calls it an “amicable split.”

Jason is now shopping a reality show called Jason and the Cougars.

Wow, so he dumps his super-young fiance, and now wants to be back in the spotlight by dating much older women? Super, super classy, dude.

Remember these two crazy kids?

Yes, it’s Jason Wahler and his fiancee, Katia Decker, at some Z-list event in Hollywood. Seriously. They were like the biggest names there. Even Kristen Cavallari didn’t bother showing up.

Give it up, you guys. Go gently into that good night.

I actually feel bad for the guy. He got sober, cleaned his act up, and worked things out with Lauren.

But the law’s the law, and Jason’s paying the price for his April arrest in Seattle. He was sentenced to 30 days, but will probably only do 20 of them.

Says his rep:

“He has been through rehabilitation, done community service and has been attending AA meetings. He would like to be an example to young people to make them realize that there are consequences for bad behavior. He is making amends and looks forward to continuing success in his career.”

I can’t wait to watch this shit go down on The Hills!

Remember when we all used to think Jason was the bad guy?

Kind of like we used to think K-Fed was the bad guy?

Life is full of surprises, kids.

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I hope Ryan Seacrest is on The Hills payroll. It’s, like, when most people in Hollywood want to issue a statement, they go to their publicist. When these kids want to get a message out, they go to KISS-FM.

“The whole thing that Heidi [Montag] and Spencer [Pratt] said about the tape thing, it’s just so annoying,” Jason told Ryan on Wednesday. “They just need to shut up … The most frustrating part is that they are such lowlifes that they have to come up with stuff to try and ruin other people. It’s just frustrating.”

WOO HOO! Well said, my man!

Rehab’s done Wahler good.

He’s making a guest appearance on the MTV show on Monday.

When the Beet is away, Spiteful Lars will play… that’s right kids, it’s a special guest bloggin’ appearance from your old friend Lars! But enough about me, the news today is:

TMZ is reporting that Jason Wahler is engaged to his girlfriend Katja Decker-Sadowski, a USC tennis player (ooh, check her out here). Katja got hooked up with a four carat ring, or around 12x what Heidi received from that jerk-off Spencer.

I believe the official position of the Beet is that this Jason fellow is a “huge douchebag” and I will stick with that though of course I wish him and his rehab / fiancée all the luck in the world!

The Hills is coming back, kids, and I can’t wait!!!

The trailer premiered tonight, and it looks like season three has everything:

Lauren, still with headbands and adorable facial expressions! And she’s dating like a guy! And kissing foreigners!

Heidi! Now with lighter eyebrows!

Spencer! When you need something to help you throw up that pizza you shouldn’t have eaten, he’s still the next-best thing to your fingers!

Whitney! Now with an actual storyline!

Audrina! Still with no actual storyline!

And making a return this season:

Brody Jenner, sticking to the good-looks-with-no- personality-to-complicate-it M.O.!

Jason Wahler, back from rehab! And back in Lauren’s life!!!

And if you’ve been jonesing for some good old-fashioned Heidi/Lauren conflict, there appears to be a fantastic “You know what you did” scene. Someone’s been taking lessons from Paris Hilton …

The Hills premieres August 13 on MTV.