Archive for the ‘Jason Alexander’ Category

Seinfeld Cast Begins Filming for Reunion

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

curb-your-enthusiasm-seinfeld-reunion

Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards have begun filming for their multi-episode reunion that will air on Curb Your Enthusiasm when it finally returns to HBO this Fall.

Julia is quoted as saying, “It was really fun to get together with everybody. Frankly, it was as if we never left.”

And there’s more fun to come. “We’re shooting again this month and in May,” she said. “We have a lot more work to do.”

No surprise, everyone has been sworn to secrecy…

Louis-Dreyfus can’t even reveal if they’re riffing on their legendary Seinfeld characters. “I really can’t say,” she said. “I’m sorry. I would if I could, but I’m not allowed.”

As a fan of both Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, I’m pretty excited about this. I also think I speak for most of America when I say that I hope they really take the piss out of Michael Richards. You can’t put him on Curb Your Enthusiasm and just ignore that infamously racist comedy club outburst from a few years ago. That would be a crime against acerbic comedy.

Disturbing

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Is anyone else strangely attracted to the Jason Alexander mug shot?

Britney’s 55-hour husband is doing a few days in the LA slammer after he failed to meet the conditions of his DUI release.

But, like, DAMN, I’m getting a little tingly looking at this. I’m so weird.

And this is one of those sentences you don’t ever expect to be writing, but you do you guys think he had a little plastic surgery done between the time he married Britney Spears and this mug shot? I mean, for comparison, a Britney-era photo of him is below. I’m thinking nose job and the ears got pinned back. What do you guys think?

Britney’s First Hubby Goes to Jail

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

This is a weird story.

Britney’s original husband — of 55 hours — is doing some time in jail, because he refused to look at dead bodies.

[The] reason Brit’s 55 hour first hubby is behind bars in L.A. is because he blew off two court ordered appointments at the county morgue.

After Alexander was busted for DUI back in 2006, the judge ordered the 27-year-old to go to an alcohol education program, which required him to visit the local morgue. When the judge learned Alexander had ditched his first 2 appointments, he refused to give him a third chance and promptly chucked him in the slammer.

Jason is scheduled to be released on December 9th — and after he serves his stint behind bars, Jason’s obligation to check out the dead bodies will officially be dead.

Wow, does the LA system really make you look at dead bodies for getting a DUI? That’s kind of creepy. I don’t know how I feel about that at all.

Also, does anyone know what this uber-douche is doing in LA anyway? I thought he was one of Brit’s friends from Louisiana. If he’s living in LA with some sort of manager on the premise that he was the dude Britney married in Las Vegas, that’s just tragic.