“Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Not Fat. Tyra Banks Is Fat.”
Monday, December 10th, 2007Heh heh heh.
You sure do know how to stay relevant, Janice Dickinson.
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Everybody Loves Vagina!
Sunday, November 18th, 2007So I’m talking to my friend Shannon on the phone yesterday evening, and she’s like, “OMG, I just got done playing tennis.” Shannon smokes a pack a day. Shannon dresses in all black. Shannon gets winded when she has to walk up a flight of stairs. I have no idea how she got talked into playing a game of tennis, but my immediate reaction was, “Let’s just slap a sweater vest on you and call you Muffy,” to which she replied, “Hey, Muff, wanna go diving?” It was kind of hilarious.
Anyway.
Everyone eats pussy.
Australian singer Missy Higgins came out of the closet this weekend.
Cute.
Late-Night Links
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007Halle Berry claims she’s never had plastic surgery. [Bossip]
Gold is the new rehab. [INO]
Solange Knowles tells her husband … eh … Lisa beat me to it. [A Socialite's Life]
Fantastic. As soon as we find a fashion designer who’s not gay, he turns out to be a rapist. [Warship]
Um, who is Julie Bowen and why is she talking about her body hair? [Celebslam]
I hate to admit it, but Donald Trump’s little boy Barron is probably the cutest child on the planet. [Monica Monroe]
Get this: Janice Dickinson is probably a lot older than the appearance of her face would imply. [Yeeeah!]
Eh. Jessica Simpson is not adopting a child anytime soon, I assure you. But since everyone is reporting this, here’s a link. [Mollygood]
Jennifer Hudson uses her MySpace blog to try to convince us that not everything you read in the gossip columns is true. Yeah, right. Like I’m supposed to believe that from a girl who tried to bail last-minute on the Soul Train awards! [SOW]
The Beckhams settle on an L.A. home: Meg Ryan’s. [Rumorficial]
Cameron Diaz will have to battle Lindsay Lohan if she wants to get to Jude Law. [BYLTH]
Ryan Seacrest: His Straightest Moments. [Gawker]
Reese Witherspoon jogs the blues away. [Drunken Stepfather]
Janice Dickinson Rocks
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007
The former ANTM judge and owner of the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency weighs in on the “skinny model” debate:
“I’m dying to find kids who are too thin. I’ve got 42 models in my agency and I’m trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they’d come down with some anorexia.” When you laugh at such politically incorrect statements, Dickinson yells back, “I’m not kidding. I’m running into a bunch of fat-assed, lazy little bitches who don’t know how to do the stairs or get their butts into the gym … Models are supposed to be thin. They’re not supposed to eat. In fact, I’m not going to eat for the rest of the day because we had this conversation.”
As awful as it is, I often agree with Janice, and I’m glad they still make folks like her. I know, I know. I’m a horrible person, and I’ve come to terms with that, but has anyone else noticed that bigger models just don’t carry the clothes as well as the ultra-skinny ones? And I’m not talking plus-size models, I’m talking girls with, like, a BMI of 20. It just doesn’t look as hot as some BMI 17 chick waltzing down the catwalk. There’s a reason models are ridiculously thin! It looks glamorous and unattainable and otherworldly! It makes you want to buy the clothes! I don’t think ultra-thin is very sexy off the catwalk, but anyone who thinks an average normal-weight girl is going to sell a dress as well as a super-skinny girl is just fucking wrong. Sorry.
In closing, here’s a very funny sign someone posted in front of CBS Studios (where Tyra Banks films her talk show). Let the hate mail roll in. Because if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that if anyone has more rabid fans than Justin Guarini, it’s Tyra.
Late-Night Links (Back in Late Night)
Thursday, December 14th, 2006Uh-oh. Looks like Nicole Richie’s going to jail for this latest DUI. And just when Joel Madden was getting laid for the first time in three years… [TMZ]
Britney’s new boyfriend can’t get into Hyde. Also, if you’d like to dress up as a douchebag next Halloween, you can pretty much just use the outfit he wore to The Ivy this week. Everyone will totally be like “Oh, I get it. You’re a douchebag.” [Celebitchy]
Katharine McPhee in OK magazine. I don’t know why I love her so much, but I do. [Pop on the Pop]
Jude Law plans to take his children to a South African orphanage for Christmas, to demonstrate that it is better to have a daddy who leaves your mother for a 22-year-old who he then cheats on with the nanny than it is to have no daddy at all. [Junkiness]
It is possible that Paris Hilton does cocaine. And by “possible” I of course mean “more of a sure thing than Tara Reid on St. Patrick’s Day.” [Celebrity Smack]
Finally! Someone moves away from character assassination and just plain attempts to assassinate Janice Dickinson. My money’s on a former Top Model contestant. [Hollyscoop]
