Connect the Nipples!
Friday, July 17th, 2009
Listen, it’s never okay when someone decides to do a red carpet out in the sun on a bright day. Nobody can look good under those conditions. It’s impossible. So Pam Anderson gets a pass on everything here … except the nipples. Like, I know you have a lot on your mind right now, Pam, what with your … uh … and your …. um … whatever, but honestly the publicist who allowed you on the red carpet with your nipples pointing in completely opposite directions should be fired.
Pam’s in Montenegro, holding a press conference to announce her plans to invest in a spa hotel out there. How does that warrant a press conference? You guys, I got a new AC unit today. PRESS CONFERENCE TIME!
Also there with her: Her boyfriend, Jamie Padgett, who I’m told is a SCUBA instructor. I bet Pam’s already taught him a thing or two about how to deep dive!
