Yes, Okay, Let’s Talk About the Goings-On of Jamie Lynn Spears’ Uterus
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008Hi, guys. Sorry I’ve been gone all afternoon. I got like two hours of sleep last night and woke up this morning with this overwhelming urge to register my car in the state of Washington. I’m serious. I don’t know where it came from but I was just like “Must. Register. Car. Today.” So that’s what I did this afternoon. And then they had a little insurance station in the registration place and I went and talked to them about getting new insurance in Washington and learned that my 8000 speeding tickets from California? Don’t transfer to Washington. My car insurance payments are now literally 50% less.
I get back home to find like 100 emails from you guys inquiring as to the state of Jamie-Lynn Spears’ uterus. The National Enquirer ran a story saying that she was eight weeks pregnant because she didn’t think she could get pregnant while breast-feeding, so, ya know, oops. Some of you alerted me to this story, and the rest of you were like “Is it true???”
Now: Nothing would delight me more than this story being true, except for (pleasegodpleasegodpleasegod) a SamLo wedding and subsequent Newlyweds-style reality show. However, I doubt that even Jamie-Lynn Spears actually believed that breast-feeding was an adequate form of birth control. She has a GED, ya know.
But now JLS’s camp has confirmed to OK! magazine that she is sans baby. So either the story was false to begin with or she’s not going through with the pregnancy. Honestly, I’m inclined to believe it’s the former.
So there you have it. I’m going to go drool over my new car insurance documents for awhile and then maybe take a nap.





