Kelly reported this weekend that Jamie-Lynn Spears’ boyfriend (and baby daddy) Casey Aldridge was in the hospital after a serious car accident in Louisiana. Casey’s been charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle (a misdemeanor). TMZ has more info about the accident, and it’s all a little fishy:

Cops tell us while Casey was heading north on the 606 in Louisiana early this morning, he swerved off the right side of the road and into a ditch, then over-corrected his turn back onto the pavement, causing the car to flip. During the flip, 3 people — including Casey — were ejected from the car.

The two others who were ejected refused medical treatment at the scene — and as we previously reported, Casey was taken to the Riverside Medical Center in Ferriday, La. due to what cops called “moderate injuries.”

As for whether alcohol was a factor, cops tell us they didn’t speak to Casey for nearly four hours after the crash — due to his hospitalization — and when they did, they found no reason to suspect he had been drinking.

Casey was charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle — a misdemeanor — and is currently recovering from his injuries at the University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson, Miss.

Um … what the hell went on over there? Why was Casey swerving all over the road? Why were these people not wearing their seatbelts? Why did two of them refuse medical treatment at the scene???

I want ANSWERS.

Something tells me Jamie-Lynn Spears does, too.

Jamie Lynn Spears was rushed to a Jackson, Mississippi hospital last night to be at the side of her boyfriend and father of her 10 month old child, Casey Aldridge, who was in critical condition after being involved in a nasty traffic accident.

Aldridge was driving home at 1:30 a.m. Sunday when he wrecked his Ford F150 with two male pals in the car, one of whom broke his collar bone. The source adds that Casey has a hematoma and doctors fear he has a blood clot in his brain. He may be heading into surgery, a source tells RadarOnline.com

Aldridge underwent surgery this morning to drain fluid from his brain, and sources now report that he is in serious but stable condition. A fan website is reporting that Casey was not wearing his seat belt and was thrown from the vehicle, while People quotes a source as saying that his condition is “not as serious as we thought at first.” Radar Online is also reporting that Aldridge will be charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle.

Let’s hope he pulls through and will be around for his daughter for many years to come. That baby needs all the help and support it can get.

Brit’s sister, Jamie Lynn, hasn’t just been lactating.  Since last fall, she’s been working on a country album.  Though a record deal hasn’t been landed just yet, she has recorded some tracks in Nashville.

If anyone has the material for a decent country album, it’s any member of the Spears clan.  Young love gone wrong, young love resulting in a teen pregnancy, mental illness, custody stand-offs, a passionate love of cheese grits-this family has what it takes!

Jamie has no singing experience with the exception of her Zoey 101 theme song.  Her album should be a total hit with credentials like that!

Today in questionable lawsuit threats:

A young woman selected by police to trick the paparazzi assembled at Los Angeles International Airport for the recently hatched teen’s arrival back in September is threatening to sue the LAX Police Department—because apparently she didn’t agree to pose as the younger Spears sister.

Counsel for the would-be plaintiff, Adessa Eskridge, is demanding $2 million to fully compensate for the “humiliation, fear and harassment” Eskridge suffered when she deplaned and, without prior knowledge of what awaited, walked right into the flashbulb jungle.

Per the claim and attached letter, dated Sept. 30, Eskridge agreed to assist the police, but had no idea what she was actually signing up for.

“Ms. Eskridge had no idea and was NEVER informed that upon deplaning, she would be mobbed by the paparazzi, that she would be in fear of her well-being, that her picture would be taken, that video of her would be all over the world-wide-web as well as being played and replayed on TMZ…who, as LAX-PD is aware, is stationed at LAX full time,” wrote Marina Del Ray-based attorney R.J. Molligan.

Furthermore, Eskridge “had no idea that her privacy would be invaded and her identity made synonymous with ‘fake Jamie Lynn Spears—a nobody,’ ” Molligan continued.

Jesus Christ, what did she think she was being asked to do? I’ve read the complaint (it’s here) and basically they’re like “Pay up or we’ll tell the media about all the trickery involved here.” Like, what the fuck did the LAX PD tell her if they didn’t tell her the truth?

I remember that, after the fact, there was some trouble at LAX because the police there were in no way authorized to pull this decoy shit.

I for one would like to hear the whole story.

Um, this is one of those stories I call TOTAL bullshit on, but I’m running it anyway, because it’s kind of amusing. The story is that, before she realized she was pregnant, Jamie-Lynn Spears freaked out about the weight gain and begged her mom to let her get lipo. And Mom agreed.

Says a source to Star magazine: “She didn’t know she was pregnant when she filled out the health questionnaire prior to the procedure. Her mom approved the injections and went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to administer them to an underage patient.”

And here is one of many reasons why I think this story is bullshit: We are supposedly talking about liposuction here, yet what we’re describing is Botox. Lipo involves a single injection: the one that puts you to sleep before they suction out the fat. Botox is the one where they put a bunch of injections in your face.

Seriously, Star, if you’re going to completely fabricate stories about pregnant teens getting liposuction, do a quick Google search on how the procedure works. Fucking idiots.

Hi, guys. Sorry I’ve been gone all afternoon. I got like two hours of sleep last night and woke up this morning with this overwhelming urge to register my car in the state of Washington. I’m serious. I don’t know where it came from but I was just like “Must. Register. Car. Today.” So that’s what I did this afternoon. And then they had a little insurance station in the registration place and I went and talked to them about getting new insurance in Washington and learned that my 8000 speeding tickets from California? Don’t transfer to Washington. My car insurance payments are now literally 50% less.

I get back home to find like 100 emails from you guys inquiring as to the state of Jamie-Lynn Spears’ uterus. The National Enquirer ran a story saying that she was eight weeks pregnant because she didn’t think she could get pregnant while breast-feeding, so, ya know, oops. Some of you alerted me to this story, and the rest of you were like “Is it true???”

Now: Nothing would delight me more than this story being true, except for (pleasegodpleasegodpleasegod) a SamLo wedding and subsequent Newlyweds-style reality show. However, I doubt that even Jamie-Lynn Spears actually believed that breast-feeding was an adequate form of birth control. She has a GED, ya know.

But now JLS’s camp has confirmed to OK! magazine that she is sans baby. So either the story was false to begin with or she’s not going through with the pregnancy. Honestly, I’m inclined to believe it’s the former.

So there you have it. I’m going to go drool over my new car insurance documents for awhile and then maybe take a nap.

Here’s Lynne Spears on The Today Show yapping about her kids and her new book. I’d tell you what happened but honestly you guys I can’t get more than 30 seconds into either of them. It just hurts too bad. But thankfully Yahoo news has informed me that Lynne did say, at one point, that Jamie-Lynn informed her of her pregnancy via a handwritten note.

Heh, I would have written the note on the back of a box of condoms, just for that extra oomph.