In an upcoming interview with Page Six magazine, Jamie-Lynn Sigler talks about her ill-advised early marriage, and why she’s glad she never popped out babies. In some ways, it reads like a “Just wait and see how fucked you’re gonna be” to all these young starlets getting knocked up left and right.

“I was told what I needed to be in every given moment – what I should and shouldn’t say. It was such a weird thing when I was 21 or 22 and just getting into the world,” she tells the mag. “I didn’t know who I was. I was living in an idealistic dream world – like, ‘I have a successful show and this handsome man, and I’m 22 and I’m getting married and may have a baby next year!’ But, man, am I glad we didn’t have children.”

Although she’s 27 now, Jamie tells the magazine that she’s “having a second twenties,” because “I think I deserve to form my own life now.”

And as for her rumored romance with Entourage’s Jerry Ferrara? “He is a very special person, and I’ll leave it there.”

You know, in many ways, Jamie-Lynn’s kind of had an similar experience to what Jessica Simpson went through, but has managed to do so in a much more under-the-radar kind of way. It’s interesting, because I have a feeling their stories have a lot of parallels, but public perception of Jamie-Lynn in the aftermath is so different from public perception of Jessica. It’s notable, too, that Jamie-Lynn was in a years-long relationship with Scott Sartiano immediately following her divorce, so it’s not like she’s just been on the singles scene forever.

It’s an HBO match made in, um, the Twilight Zone.

Word on the street is that, after filming a guest spot on Entourage, Jamie-Lynn Sigler fell in real-life love with Jerry Ferrara, aka Turtle.

Says a source: “One thing led to another, and it got a little more serious than a fling. Jamie married and divorced [manager A.J. DiScala] at a young age, so she’s learned the lessons of love. Jerry’s a good guy.”

This “source” is kind of dumb. Jamie did get married and divorced rather young, but that’s all well in the past. Her most recent split comes after a years-long relationship with restaurant manager Scott Sartiano. So obviously she hasn’t totally mastered the love thing.

And Jamie’s response when asked about her relationship with Turtle? “His name is Jerry,” she said. “Look, I’ve known him for a long time. Obviously you meet people and you get closer working together. I’m not saying yes! He’s a really good friend.”

For what it’s worth, they were both present at the Breeders Cup Championship on Saturday, although they didn’t pose for photos together.

Sorry, you guys know how excited I get about photos of Alfonso Ribeiro. I don’t know why. I just do.

Carlton hit up a party in Puerto Rico this weekend, along with Joey Fatone and Jamie-Lynn Sigler, who seems to be popping up everywhere these days now that she’s single. Good for her.

Both these looks are worthy of discussion.

At the launch of Tide and Downy Total Care in NYC. Yeah. They walked the red carpet for a detergent. Either Tide has an awesome PR firm or these girls are really desperate for invites.

I know. I know. I don’t care. You don’t care. But I wondered about it last week, and the gossip gods answered me this week with this photo of the two of them at the Genetic Denim party in Miami (they co-hosted the event).

The ESPY awards were held today at the Kodak Theater. I don’t know who won. I don’t know who was nominated. I don’t even know what types of awards are given, but I certainly hope Kendra Wilkinson’s breasts warranted at least an honorable mention. Is there an award for Most Basketball-Like Body Feature?

Danica Patrick was there, and it’s cool to get to run pictures of her, because, if you hadn’t noticed, I don’t know shit about sports, and I know less about racecar driving, but I do know that Danica Patrick has taken a man’s world by storm while still managing to look fabulous, and that’s always award-worthy in my book.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler dropped by, and I have no idea why. I’d guess she was fucking a football player or something, but I’m pretty sure she’s still with Scott Sartiano, so I don’t know why she needed to show up at this. I certainly hope it wasn’t to show off that dress, because that would have been an enormous error in judgment. Unless she can tell me whether Tony Soprano got shot in that diner, she’s of no use to me anymore.

And Maria Sharapova, because I know a lot of you like to masturbate to her.

Remember this girl? Kim Stolz is her name. She made out with that Sara chick in the limo? And she was such a bitch to my adorable Lisa D’Amato. Oh, Kim, how fun of you to resurface!

Kim showed up at the Sundance Channel’s launch party for “Live from Abbey Road.” She’s not actually in the program, and she’s not actually, you know, famous, so I have no idea what she’s doing there or how she got an invite. But you gotta give the girl props for trying. She’s in good company, as Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Ben Harper and Aaron Eckhart also showed up.

“There was no creative process at all. It was a very packaged thing, and people were wanting to capitalize on ‘The Sopranos.’ I take responsibility - I was part of it - but I hated every moment of it. I was faking it the whole time.”

Jamie-Lynn Sigler, on the crappiness of her 2001 album, Here to Heaven.