Archive for the ‘James Blunt’ Category

New James Blunt Single: “Same Mistake”

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Listen to James Blunt’s “Same Mistake”

For all you James Blunt fans out there — you know who you are — he’s just released his second single off All the Lost Souls.

It’s called “Same Mistake,” and you can listen to it here.

I WILL Milk This Song FOREVER

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

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You have to admire the spirit here. One song, one man, no hope of success in the future. Plus he always looks goofy in photos and he’s level jumping on the dating scene.

Sigh. My hero.

The Natural Order of the Universe Restored

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

I mean Just LOOK at this fucking goober.

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That guy couldn’t get laid at a sex addicts meeting. Now look at the chick to his left. I’d clean her apartment for her. That’s a pun! But I really would. Dishes too.

So James Blunt and Petra Nemcova have broken up, and People magazine has confirmed it and everything. To this I say Thank God. I was starting to think the world worked in a way in which I had no comprehension, like a child lost in a movie theater playing the color bars. Now things are better. I feel better. One day at a time and all that.

James Blunt is a True Blue Hellion

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

You know that song where he says “You’re Beautiful” and then proceeds to undress on the beach? Well, that’s not the only side to James Blunt. There is something darker and much more sinister within, a beast that Blunt hasn’t been able to tame.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Police are investigating reports that James Blunt ran over someone’s foot as he was leaving a party, then drove off, authorities said Tuesday.

You know that joke you have with your pals where you pretend they ran over your foot as they pull out of the driveway? Blunt really did it, except without the joke part.

Oh, and TMZ.com reported that Blunt was accompanied by supermodel Petra Nemcova at the time.

Well there you go. If I was Jimmy Blunt, and I was banging Petra Nemcova I’d run over toes without a care in the world because I’m a one hit wonder. This night is probably all I have. Do I care if your toes go crunch? No fucking way man, I’m heading home and this Petra chick is going to do stuff to me that I’ve only seen in the rap videos. I mean really, just look at this fucking guy, he doesn’t have a chance, I hope he is about to run you over right now!

Crunch!