Sunday’s Monsters vs Aliens premiere was a veritable who’s who of people you’re not supposed to be attracted to, but probably are.
There were a few who walked the red (or rather, blue) carpet that would be considered mainstream-acceptably hot (Kiefer Sutherland, Paul Rudd, Reese Witherspoon). But there were just as many celebrities about whom many of you have probably had the occasional raunchy dream, but were too embarrassed to tell anyone. I can tell you from my own dreams that Seth Rogen is very gentle and Hugh Laurie’s beard tickles. Rainn Wilson and Jack Black are on a few of your lists, I’m sure. Hell, maybe some of you are even attracted to that big, blue, animated blob.

Personally,  I love Reese’s dress. But I can also see how some people would think it looks like scraps of Christmas wrapping paper sewn together.

Jack Black pals around with his two-year-old son, Sammy, at Beverly Hills Park.

This is totally adorable and endearing. I like that it seems genuinely candid; one doesn’t get the feeling that Jack Black called the paparazzi and said “I am taking my son to the park today at 2, just FYI.”

It appears Jack Black has pulled a Rumer Willis.

What’s the verdict?