Hugh Laurie, the super-sexy star of House, recently had his home robbed.

HOUSE star HUGH LAURIE has been left “unnerved” after his Los Angeles home was ransacked by thieves.

The British actor had his laptop and a number of other personal items taken in the raid on his new $4 million (GBP2.2 million) Hollywood Hills mansion earlier this month (Sep08).

Laurie, who relocated to the U.S. in 2004 after landing the role of Dr. Gregory House in the hit medical drama, and his wife Jo were asleep when his house was targeted. No one was harmed in the break-in.
Laurie, 49, revealed the news of the burglary after arriving late for a U.S. TV interview to promote the forthcoming series of House.

After apologising to the TV crew, he said, “We were in bed when it (the burglary) happened. I came down this morning and said, ‘Where’s the laptop?’ Then we realised.”

The star is the latest celebrity in the area to fall victim to burglars - it is believed the same group of thieves are responsible for raids at the homes of singer Faith Hill and her husband Tim MCGraw, and movie studio boss Sherry Lansing, who all live nearby.

A police source says, “The raid on Hugh Laurie was very similar to ones we have been investigating in that area. It is lucky that he did not disturb the burglars or we could have been looking at something much more serious.”

You know, I read this several times, and I just kept thinking the same things over and over again:

1) He’s married??? That bastard!!!! and
2) I wonder if there was a sex tape on that laptop.

You guys, I’ve been doing this job too long.

Check out my sex kitten Hugh Laurie performing “Such a Night” at a Netflix concert this week.

Oh, Dr. House. You can use your tool to perform invasive explorations of my body any day, baby.

“I’m always thinking about the show. I’m too neurotic and too anal and too convinced that we’re going to fail to relax. Every show we do, every scene we shoot, is a disaster, I’m convinced of it. I go home at the end of the day and my head is full of all the mistakes I’ve made. I beat myself up about what I’ve stuffed up the day before. I’m looking for things to go wrong. I’m not rejoicing or lying back and enjoying it.”

House star and total hottie Hugh Laurie, who also says he’s battling mild depression and sees a therapist regularly.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who stars in the Borat movie, may want to consider breaking character every now and then. Cohen approached a man on the streets of NYC and said to him, in character, “I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it.”

The man was not amused, and promptly punched Cohen in the face. Who came to his rescue? Pal and fellow Brit Hugh Laurie, who plays the title character on Fox’s House. Laurie was on his way to a bar with Cohen. Hm. Borat and House. That’s a spinoff I’d watch.

Here’s what I want to know: how come this shit never happened to Tom Green?