Hugh Laurie “Walked in to a Door”
Saturday, November 28th, 2009Hugh Laurie showed face at The Ivy in London this weekend and what a face he showed. Homeboy had the worst black eye that I’ve seen in a minute and his explanation? Well, there are hometown housewives who can muster up better excuses (that’s not a jab at the abused, it’s just THE TRUTH.) “I walked into a door. No, I mean I got hit by an owl.”
Who taught this man how to lie? Isn’t he an actor? Good thing I’ve never needed him to cover for me when I’ve skipped second period biology. “She’s in the bathroom. I mean, the nurse. I mean, I mean, she moved to Indiana! I mean, she said she had a note?”
The damage is rumored to be caused by his sparring partner back in LA. God, that’s hot. To think of Hugh Laurie sparring, I mean. I’d love a man who spars until he comes home with a broken face.




















