OMG!!!!

This is the coolest thing ever! And also kind of the weirdest thing ever.

Playboy has launched a nationwide search for the hottest women who work for my FAVORITE restaurant!!!! They’re going to do a “Girls of Olive Garden” pictorial!!!

Hugh Hefner and Kendra Wilkinson will handpick the winners.

Reps from Olive Garden say they have no involvement in this — they won’t encourage their servers to get naked, but they won’t fire them for it, either.

Man, at first I was like, “Olive Garden? Why Olive Garden?” And then I remembered that Kendra, just like me, truly appreciates the finer things in life, and Olive Garden is her favorite restaurant, too. Something tells me this was all Kendra’s idea. You’re such a rock star, Kendra!!!

When these pictures come out, I assure you they will be on this website, lawyers or not. I have never been so excited for a Playboy spread in my life!!!

To apply to be a part of the spread, click here.

The Playboy magnate turns a whopping 82 years old today.

And he got an early birthday present from Pamela Anderson. When Hef and Holly entered their penthouse at the Palms, they were greeted by Pam, who was butt-ass naked except for a pair of high heels, and holding a cake.

“Pam wasn’t paid to do it, she just wanted to show her love for Hef,” says a source.

Um, okay, but between Girls Next Door and Pam’s upcoming reality TV show, how many video cameras do you think were there to capture this sweet, private moment and use it in promos?

Yeah.

Check out Hugh Hefner on Jimmy Kimmel.

2008 is the year to do it!

It’s baby year!

Never one to buck a trend, Holly Madison says she and Hef are trying for a baby.

“There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!” she told Usmagazine.com at Playboy’s Ninth Annual Super Saturday Night bash in Arizona.

Does she mean by having sex? I can’t imagine Hef has a single usable sperm at this point. I can just picture his little swimmers, wearing bathrobes, smoking pipes and sauntering up Holly’s vaginal canal, pausing every now and again to nap.

Hopefully he froze a bunch of them a long time ago.

“To be perfectly frank, I have unexpectedly fallen in love. It is the relationship with Holly that will probably last forever. The others will last for as long as they want it to last before going on with their careers and lives.”

Hugh Hefner to the AP.

Score one for Holly Madison.

You know she can’t wait until Bridget and Kendra get out of the picture and she gets to have that Hefner baby.

Some really interesting pictures coming out of the WhiteTrash Charms Playboy Jewelry Launch Party at Hyde last night. Kelly Osborne hosted the event, and basically looked like a drag queen doing her very best Kelly Osbourne. Those extensions look ridiculous on her. Also, she was making out with Kim Stewart on the dance floor.

Hef and Holly were there, and Hef couldn’t keep his hands off Holly’s belly. He never touches her like that. She also looks like she’s put on a couple pounds — could Holly finally be pregnant with Hef’s fat paycheck little baby?

Also, for some strange reason, Blake Lewis was there. And it doesn’t look like he changed after AmIdol wrapped their taping. Isn’t this the outfit he was wearing on the show last night?

Oh, and Melissa Rivers was there, looking man-ish as ever, as well as newly minuted PMOY Sara Jean Underwood, looking adorable for someone who, as our commentors noticed, doesn’t have a vagina.

Hey! Someone knock that old guy over so I can bang the hooker.

What’s that? It’s Hef? Oh, man, sorry Hef - I thought you had passed away (I mean that in a totally supportive manner).

Those folks who took over Paris Hilton’s storage locker when she forgot to pay the monthly fee on it have finally released the info they found within. Among it: pictures of Paris smoking a tampon. [Gawker]

Rose McGowan’s looking a little ragged these days. [popbytes]

Jen Aniston’s rep is just plain tired of lying. He admits his client had a nose job this weekend. [The Superficial]

Singer Brandy was the cause of a disturbing Los Angeles wreck. No, not Moesha. [Bossip]

Look, I tried, but I can’t beat Seth and Mark on this, so I’m just going to steal their headline: ABC Sends Isaiah Washington to Gayhab. [Defamer]

Clearly the most effective way to get your estranged wife to seek help for her drinking problem is to whine about it to Star magazine. Right, K-Fed? [IBBB]

Hugh Hefner takes time out of his busy day to call Kelly Osbourne ugly. [Agent Bedhead]

The cast of Grey’s Anatomy continues their love-fest, with T.R. Knight appearing on Ellen to formally recommend Isaiah Washington for sainthood. [Defamer]

Even into the sixth season, the American Idol auditions continue to hold a strange power over America. Film.com’s live-blogging it. [Film.com]

Breaking: Paris Hilton treats another human being like crap for no discernable reason. [Celebslam]

Larry Rudolph shocks the world by announcing that Britney Spears is actually not pregnant. [Hollywood Grind]

Meanwhile, a definitely pregnant Tori Spelling knocks back a few glasses of wine. [DListed]

Hugh Hefner generously agrees that he will maybe possibly at some point consider allowing Holly Madison to demand child support from him once she ages out. [Celebitchy]

Gasp! Aniston confidante Courteney Cox was spotted fraternizing with the enemy at the Golden Globes. [The Blemish]

Pam Anderson parties at the Playboy mansion, narrowly avoids a crotch shot. She is not fast enough, however, to evade the ginormous Wynonna Judd lookalike who’s grabbed her by the leg and is now threatening to lick something. [TBYLTH]

So not only has Miss Tara Conner been approached by Hugh Hefner and his people to be in Playboy, but also Katie Rees as well. If you don’t remember Katie Rees she was the fallen beauty queen from Nevada who posed for naughty sexually suggestive pictures during her spring break and was dethroned by Donald Trump even though he had recently given Tara Conner, Miss USA, a pardon for her slutting it up, snorting blow and boozing while underage.

I really think that Hef should create a whole special issue for beauty queens perhaps “Beauty Queens Bare All.” I really think a special issue would sell quite well. They can bring back Vanessa Williams, Aaron Carter’s fiancee for a hot second Kari Ann Peniche, and whatever other pageant cast offs that have graced their pages and add in a bunch of these Miss USA girls. They all seem a bit freaky anyway but what can you expect when the Donald owns the pageant. I bet Vanessa Manillo (a former Miss Teen USA) would be game as well.

This I think is a great idea. If anyone knows Hef please give him the memo…and let him know I love “The Girls Next Door.”

On another note separate from my amazing idea, I guess Katie was also approached by Joe Francis to host a special “Girls Gone Wild.” She turned that down but will be hosting Jeff Beacher’s “Comedy Madhouse” at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas for $10,000.

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