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Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan: Back On?

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

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Hugh Grant may be off the market once again. After splitting from heiress Jemima Khan in February, it appears Grant had a recent change of heart. The two were spotted together at the Ritz in Paris.

Said a source: “The time they spent apart made Hugh realize just what he was missing without Jemima.”

Rumor has it that Grant may have even proposed to Ms. Khan, although neither of them will comment on that point.

You know, in looking through pictures of the couple, it occurred to me that Jemima Khan is what you’d get if you bred Elizabeth Hurley with Sandra Bullock and then beat the child with an ugly stick. I’m just saying.

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Hugh Grant Arrested, He’s a Bean Thrower

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

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AP LONDON - Hugh Grant has been arrested for allegedly throwing a container of baked beans at a photographer, London police said.

There are magical fruit jokes to be made but those are juvenile and insulting to our reader’s intelligence. So I’ll just say this: I’d love it if Hugh threw any canned good at my dome. Then I could take the next few years off.

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Everyone’s in Tokyo

Friday, April 13th, 2007

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Hugh Grant is very Lost in Translation at the Tokyo premiere of Music and Lyrics. Meanwhile, Lindsay’s lending her support and considerable star power to the new Charlotte Ronson store out there. Um, how do you say “butch” in Japanese?

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Stalkerdom Posing as Cutesy Art

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
There are times you truly feel sorry for people who make millions of dollars, because there isn’t a price you could pay me for certain elements of the job.

For instance, take this psycho, she handcuffs herself to Hugh Grant and acts like it’s just what girls do. If that were me I would have been tempted to batter her with her own shoe. She wouldn’t have been able to run.

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Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

Monday, February 19th, 2007


Hugh Grant needs a new girlfriend. From AP:

The Music and Lyrics star, 46, and his girlfriend, 33-year-old British socialite Jemima Khan, “have decided to split amicably,” the actor’s representative, Robert Garlock, said Friday.

For the record Jemima Khan is the best name ever. The nicknames are endless. Sadly I don’t think I would date her, socialite or no. I prefer a more “attractive” style of girl. Then again, Hugh has been linked to transvestites.

I guess what I mean to say is I’m sad these two broke up and I wish them both the best of luck.

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Late-Night Links

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Red-carpet photos from the U.S. premiere of Music & Lyrics, starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant. [Film.com]

I bet JC Chasez could give Clay Aiken some ideas about how to use an oversized turnip. [Celebslam]

Vogue’s Anna Wintour: “You want a fat girl on the cover of my magazine? Fine. Fine. But she is not going to look good.” [DListed]

Pete Wentz makes out with boys. [POTP]

Ivanka Trump reminds us that she is nothing like Paris Hilton. Which is true, because Paris Hilton doesn’t need to name-drop Ivanka Trump in order to get people writing about her. [A Socialite's Life]

You don’t need photographic evidence to assure yourself that Britney’s a dirty whore. But, admit it, you want it anyway. [Cele|bitchy]

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