Here’s five minutes of the Olly Games, aka the Olly-mpics.

Yeah, like Holly and Molly.

And a Slip ‘N’ Slide.

The weirdest part?

I was actually rooting for Molly. Like, I cared.

Scary.

I know I have a habit of picking these random D-listers to fall in love with, but I absolutely adore Holly Huddleston, of “Olly Girls” fame. I love both of them. Holly and Molly. I just think they’re adorable and funny and cute and I want to put them in my pocket and have them jump out to say dumb things in a cute voice when I’m sad.

But here’s Hollywood’s best-kept secret: Holly’s actually quite bright. As is Ryan Seacrest.

And now word on the street is that they’ve been secretly dating for months.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Holly’s been spotted cuddling with Ryan backstage at American Idol tapings.

Oh, oh, I hope this is true! They’d be really cute together, and it would extend Holly’s 15 minutes a little further. I want her to stick around!

Of all the people in Hollywood who have done absolutely nothing to be famous, I think these two take the crown. But they’re so dead-set on being celebrities, and you have to give them credit for their determination.

If you’ve never heard of them, it’s because you’re not a huge Sunset Tan addict/loser like me. The two were “hired” (read: “cast”) by the owners of Sunset Tan to be totally useless, adorable and hilarious.

They’re Holly Huddleston and Molly Shea (great porn names, incidentally), but they’re referred to collectively on the show as “The olly Girls.” They come off as ditzes, but I have this sneaking suspicion that Molly (the one in the red) is secretly kind of smart. Holly’s just flat-out retarded.