Archive for the ‘Hilary Duff’ Category
The Duff Sisters Put a Reporter in His Place
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Hey, you know what always used to put me in an awesome mood?
My parents’ divorce. That was so much fun. In fact, when I look back on it, the only thing that could have made that particular point in my life better was a reporter in my face.
Haylie and Hilary seem to agree, as they cuss out some paparazzi who won’t leave them alone as they leave their parents’ divorce hearing.
Rock on, girls.
The fun starts around 1:45.
Hilary Duff and Nick Cannon to Host Teen Choice Awards
Wednesday, August 1st, 2007Well, Hilary. Your ex-boyfriend is having a baby with his new girlfriend, who got pregnant against all anatomical odds. They’re giving exclusive interviews to Diane Sawyer. He’ll probably marry her soon.
But you, my dear, get to host the Teen Choice Awards!!! Isn’t that a fabulous consolation prize? Well, that, and, you’re not knocked up right now. Or going to jail.
Hilary and Nick Cannon were announced today as the hosts. The show will air August 26 on Fox.
Does She Look Bored?
Thursday, July 19th, 2007So seriously doesn’t Hillary Duff look really bored while singing “Stranger” during last week’s result show for “So You Think You Can Dance?” Maybe she was worried because she can’t so much dance. She shakes her new little body in a hot outfit but I guess the bored look is really her sexy-face. I just don’t get what she is trying to do.
I kind of dig the song though. Is something wrong with me? Am I becoming a fan of Hillary Duff music. Do they have a support group for this?
When Did Hilary Duff Go Brunette?
Friday, April 6th, 2007Hilary Admits That “Baby Fat” Was Kind of a Lie
Monday, March 19th, 2007
So obviously when Hilary Duff got really skinny she wasn’t just “losing her baby fat” as she kept repeating to the media. Hilary says she felt pressure to lose weight which makes sense since the second any woman in Hollywood strays from washboard abs blogs put them on “bump watch.”
“I did get skinny. I’ve felt that pressure like everyone else in my position. When a newspaper comes out that says ‘Duff Puff β she must have gained 15 pounds’ or something like that, how would any normal person react? It’s so mean, but everyone keeps buying that stuff and talking about it, so it’s not going to go away.”
I’m happy to say Hilary does look more healthy these days. It is honestly sad that a lot of these young starlets compare themselves to fugs like Nicole Richie who just look ill rather than thin and fit. Hillary take a cue from ScoJo…work your womanly curves and let the cokeheads of Hollywood do their own thing.
Things That Didn’t Happen to Anna Nicole Smith Today
Friday, February 9th, 2007Elle MacPherson hasn’t gotten laid in two years. Cry me a river. [Cele|bitchy]
Hilary Duff releases the music video for “With Love.” [POTP]
Kim Kardashian pretends like her sex tape still matters to anyone. [The Blemish]
Fashion Week bravely trudges forward in the wake of such tragedy. [MollyGood]
Mary-Kate Olsen is that drunken slut you always kind of knew Michelle Tanner would grow up to be. [Celebslam]
Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are probably bumping uglies again. [Celebrity Smack]
Other Stuff You Should Know About
Friday, February 2nd, 2007Hilary Duff’s new single is pretty addicting. Kind of like Vicodin. When you’re Nicole Richie. [popbytes]
Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds must have received the letters I’ve been writing them, begging that the natural order of the universe be restored, and that Ryan Reynolds genes of total hotness not be mixed with Alanis’s weird pear-shaped ones. They’ve split up. [Hollywood Grind]
I hate covering stories that involve Katie Holmes talking. [Defamer]
Fuckin’ Lindsay Lohan. [The Blemish, The Superficial]
Fuckin’ Lindsay Lohan’s mom. [Hollyscoop]
Yes, we have pictures of Denise Richards’ labia. This is very good news for Heather Locklear in the maintenance and improvement of the voo-doo doll. [The Superficial]





