That’s right everyone.  There are now awards for paying common respect to one another.  The Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network, the people responsible for this, “recognize individual and corporate leaders who have helped propel GLSEN’s efforts to ensure safe schools for all of America’s students, regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity/expression.”  I applaud the agenda and cannot understate its importance.  

Since there are now awards for everything, I want my own “You didn’t run over any old ladies this week” phallic looking award thingy.  I mean, I’m showing respect to the elderly.  I deserve it.

Seriously I thought for a minute that she was gonna be like “What if every time something was bad, everybody said, ‘That’s so Asian.’” I really wanted that to happen. So, so badly. But it didn’t. So I think this PSA is totally retarded.

No, of course she’s not, but she’s wearing a ring on her ring finger and wandering around with longtime boyfriend Mike Comrie, so we just have to throw that out there. It’s in the Gossip Blogger Rulebook. If I didn’t do it, it would be considered cheating. Like faking a passport that claims your gymnasts are two years older than they actually are. But I digress.

Here’s Hilary and Mike leaving dinner on Friday night.

Hilary Duff is all smiles as she glides around SoHo with her new beau, New York Islanders star Mike Comrie.

Dude, Hils, this guy is SO MUCH hotter than Joel Madden. And, as an extra plus, he doesn’t have a brother running around town pretending to date Paris Hilton. Bigtime upgrade, girlfriend.

The pop star shows a little skin — and horrible fashion sense — at a concert in Sydney.

Seriously everything about this look just screams “Forever 21.”

Hey, you know what always used to put me in an awesome mood?

My parents’ divorce. That was so much fun. In fact, when I look back on it, the only thing that could have made that particular point in my life better was a reporter in my face.

Haylie and Hilary seem to agree, as they cuss out some paparazzi who won’t leave them alone as they leave their parents’ divorce hearing.

Rock on, girls.

The fun starts around 1:45.

Well, Hilary. Your ex-boyfriend is having a baby with his new girlfriend, who got pregnant against all anatomical odds. They’re giving exclusive interviews to Diane Sawyer. He’ll probably marry her soon.

But you, my dear, get to host the Teen Choice Awards!!! Isn’t that a fabulous consolation prize? Well, that, and, you’re not knocked up right now. Or going to jail.

Hilary and Nick Cannon were announced today as the hosts. The show will air August 26 on Fox.

So seriously doesn’t Hillary Duff look really bored while singing “Stranger” during last week’s result show for “So You Think You Can Dance?” Maybe she was worried because she can’t so much dance. She shakes her new little body in a hot outfit but I guess the bored look is really her sexy-face. I just don’t get what she is trying to do.

I kind of dig the song though. Is something wrong with me? Am I becoming a fan of Hillary Duff music. Do they have a support group for this?