We deeply examine a lot of critical social issues around here such as Prop 8, major elections, and the Duff sisters latest plastic surgery procedures.  So, today I’d like to lighten things up a bit.

With that mindset in place, I ask you, what’s worse?  Kristin Cavallari in this dress, or…

Heather Graham in this dress?

Heather Graham makes me feel so inferior.  I consider it a successful day when I get a shower, but The Hangover actress Heather Graham has loftier — literally — goals.  So, while I continue to work on mastering my daily scrub, Graham is working on levitation and learning to fly.  As she explained in a Daily Mail interview, she needs to learn flying so she can travel across cities and oceans and save people from bad fortune.

So far I’ve only succeeded in my dreams. I practice transcendental meditation and there is a phase where you’re meant to lift off the ground. It hasn’t happened yet. I’ll manage it one day. In fact, I’m aiming beyond levitation. I want to be able to fly like a superhero. I won’t be happy until I can fly across oceans and cities, saving people from being murdered.

Let me get this straight — Heather Graham won’t be happy until she accomplishes transatlantic flight without an aircraft?  I predict it’s going to be a long and unhappy life, Heather.

Heather Graham has been spotted all over the Capri Film Festival with Israeli director Yaniv Raz, who directed her in Son of Mourning. I hadn’t heard anything about them being an item, but they sure do look awful cozy in these pics.

Also: how gorgeous is Heather Graham? She is always soooo damn beautiful. Not fair.

We don’t see a lot of Heather Graham these days, but she was looking absolutely gorge on the red carpet for The Wrestler’s screening in NYC. I love this look on her and I just think she’s such a stunningly beautiful woman. I only wish she were as good at choosing scripts as she is at choosing clothes. She hasn’t been in anything half-decent since … Austin Powers?

Ms. Graham hangs out on Sunset Blvd last night.

Check out the jacket zippers all the way up the sleeves.

Tres cool. I just adore her.

Or her publicist or her manager or whoever the hell let her on a red carpet looking like she just got fucked while standing on her goddamn head.

Actually.

That’s kind of hot.

Pushed up against the wall or some shit?

Hm.

I’m adding that to the list.

Graham shot the video for a song she recorded for her upcoming indie flick, Broken, co-starring Jeremy Sisto.

Heather Graham sings like Heather Graham acts: in a way that totally doesn’t matter at all, because she’s fucking gorgeous.

I guess she’s still pretty, but she’s definitely aging.

That’s so sad. If Heather Graham can age, imagine what could happen to me!

Also note the Kabbalah bracelet.

Leaving Koi last night.

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

Sadly, while the imagery is pleasing the movie (Gray Matters) is not very good, which is why they are leaking this clip. I would suggest you watch it, don’t pay eight bucks, and save yourself a little time.

I will give some love to everyone who made the movie though, some movies just suck WITHOUT lovely ladies going for tongue. So point you there.