If there’s any good way to tell your 2-year-old “I’m sorry we divorced” it’s giving her the exact same room at Mommy and Daddy’s house.

HEATH Ledger and Michelle Williams are planning to create two identical bedrooms for their 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, in the separate apartments they’ve been living in since their summer bust-up. Williams has been staying in the Brooklyn brownstone the duo used to share, and Ledger has since moved to SoHo. “They are having them designed exactly the same so when she wakes up in Heath’s place she won’t feel displaced,” said a source.

Cute!

Is this Heath Ledger’s Halloween costume?

It’s certainly scary!

The former Mr. Michelle Williams wanders around NYC on Tuesday, ostensibly in search of someone in a Courtney Love outfit.

Just a couple weeks after he announced his split from Michelle Williams, Heath Ledger’s got a new lady: hottie model Helena Christensen.

According to Page Six:

Tuesday night, the two were at Wakiya “making out throughout the dinner,” our spy said. Acting like a good boyfriend, Ledger even “held her bag for her as she did interviews.” The two then went to the after-party for the movie “Eastern Promises” at the Soho Grand, and ended up at the Spotted Pig.

He came with her to do interviews? Looks like someone’s not trying to keep this thing a secret…

Proving yet again that a baby can’t save a marriage, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams “quietly and amicably split a few weeks ago.”

According to a source, “The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart … They have a beautiful daughter and they are both committed to being great parents.”

Their daughter, Mathilda, is 23 months old.

It’s in the news that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are tying the knot.

I know what he’s thinking. Eh, she had my kid and she’s still kind of hot so why not? Plus her status as a Dawson’s Creeker means he’s down to her or Josh Jackson if he wants to be Tom Cruise.

If you think I’m making a BrokeMountain joke you’re crazy. Those were played out about four minutes after the film came out.