Here’s 18-year-old Hayden in various states of undress, in a nightclub, singing about how she’s going to have to cheat on her boyfriend to get his attention back, which is really an important message for a teen role model to be sending out to her peers. There are no healthy ways to assert yourself in a relationship, young ladies. It’s important you disrespect yourself and your reputation if your boyfriend isn’t giving you the attention you feel you deserve.

Sigh.

Be sure to stay tuned for the final half of the video, where there’s a dance sequence. Well, an attempt at one, anyway.

Eh, Hayden’s a cutie, and this’ll do well. But I’d just like to state for the record that the grammatically correct title would be “Wake-Up Call.” I know, I know. Hyphens aren’t hip. But they’re important, people.

Oh, I’m so obsessed with Heroes.

As I’ve reported on here before, lately my day consists of sleeping, eating, blogging and watching the Heroes DVDs. I have one more left before I’m through the first season. And I didn’t understand why people thought Milo Ventimiglia was hot until I started watching those DVDs. Man oh man, is he a sexy bitch.

Anyway, he currently belongs to one Hayden Panettiere, who is, according to InTouch magazine, looking to get her own place to shack up with her Peter Petrelli.

A sources tells In Touch, “Hayden and her mom looked at several condos, mostly in the Beverly Hills area,” says the source. “Hayden really wants her own place.”

And Hayden can have her own place now, since she recently turned 18. Milo? Oh, he’s 30.

Also, I’d like to give a very public congrats to Evil T, who — as she mentioned — has landed yet another gig as a hooker on a soap opera. Typically we keep T’s other professional life out of this blog, but since she brought it up herself, I just love that we have a televised hooker on the Evil Beet team.

Hayden and Milo hit the town this weekend, catching a screening of Atonement and looking very much the couple. I guess this shit isn’t a secret anymore.

He’s almost twice her age!! She’s 18!!!

I bet he was counting the freakin’ days until her 18th birthday.

Rumer Willis worms her way into a picture with Hayden Panettiere at the GQ “Men of the Year” party.

How are these two even from the same planet?

Check out Hayden Panettiere behind the scenes of her GQ photo shoot.

When asked what she expects in a man, Hayden says her definition of a good man is “treating women with respect. We deserve respect. We demand it.”

Here’s the point: She’s 18 now. You can totally masturbate to this without feeling pervy. In fact, it was very respectful of you to wait this long for her.

Apparently there’s a warrant out for her arrest in Japan, where she participated in a protest aimed at stopping fishermen during a dolphin hunt recently.

“I’d do it again,” said Hayden. “Very possibly, might do it again. I was very excited that people were interested in what we did. In [Hollywood], you tend to only get publicity for not wearing underwear or going to rehab.”

Yes, Hayden! You finally understand.

Doing positive things for the world only results in arrest warrants.

Give us an upskirt, baby!!!! Make those 18 years count!!!

Ashley Olsen looks less than thrilled to be at the Christian Louboutin Party Hosted By Saks in Hollywood on Wednesday night.

Also, it looks like she forgot to put sunscreen on her nose recently.

Also there: Rachel Bilson, Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell (see, I told you guys she was at everything these days).