Hmmmmm. This sure is fishy. Hayden Panettiere grabbed lunch at Katsuya with her married co-star, 44-year-old Adrian Pasdar. Now this alone is not fishy, but then it gets weird: The entire restaurant was closed for the three hours they were there. No other customers were allowed inside. Plus, they left holding hands.

Adrian is married to Dixie Chicks frontwoman Natalie Maines, and the couple have two children. Now I’m not necessarily saying this means he’s dating Hayden, but, if he isn’t, this is a REALLY stupid situation for him to put himself in, considering that Hayden has a history of shacking up with her older co-stars. There are many, many ways to have private, quality time with your platonic friends. Leaving one of the most paparazzi-friendly restaurants in LA holding hands with a 19-year-old is not one of the methods I’d recommend. Either they’re hooking up or they’re two of the stupidest image-managers in Hollywood. Or maybe just both.

First our favorite little whale-lover was screaming at reporters on the red carpet, and now we’re hearing reports that she’s being a bitch on the set of Heroes and trying to get ex-boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia fired from the show.

Ah, workplace love!

“She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him,” a source tells OK! magazine. “She is making it difficult for everyone involved.”

Hayden’s rep denies the accusations, but, given her recent behavior, I’m inclined to believe this stuff! Hayden is totally the next Lindsay Lohan. She just needed a couple years to age. I called it ages ago. Crazy, overbearing mother? Alcoholic, domestic-abusive father? Infinite money, fame and good looks? Check, check, check. This girl’s antics are gonna be supporting this website in the future, mark my words.

Sounds like Hayden Panettiere needs a Midol-or a whole bottle.  Yesterday, when she arrived at a fundraiser supporting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation, she spent most of her red carpet time yelling at reporters.

When she first arrived, she screamed at the photogs to back up.  After posing for a few pictures, she was approached by a reporter who tapped her on the shoulder and asked, “May we talk with you Hayden?”  Pantyline responded by yelling, “Don’t you ever touch me!”  In the end, she refused to answer any questions and told various media, “You all make my life miserable.”

In some ways, I understand.  I don’t like anyone in my space unless I’m legally bound to them or they shared my body for nine months.  As a matter of fact, the next time my friends try to get all huggie kissie with me, I’m going to go all Hayden on them.  “Don’t you ever fucking touch me.  Who the hell do you think you are?  God…you make my life miserable.”  I’ll let you know how that goes over.

Personally, I think she’s cranky because she vowed to get one million signatures for the Save the Whales foundation by June, 2009 and so far, only has 90,000.  So please, go sign her fucking petition so Pantyline can calm the hell down.  God, I can’t wait until Heroes gets cancelled so everyone get down to the business of forgetting her.

Everyone knows that Hayden and Milo are “ovah” but the reason why has remained a bit of a mystery. However, The Chicago Sun-Times thinks they have it all figured out.

 Word has it, the split between Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia was caused by a pregnancy scare. The test proved negative but apparently caused friction that sparked the breakup.

You think they would’ve written the pregnancy into the show? I guess if you take a 30-something, add a 19-yr-old with a penchant for underage drinking and then throw in a sprinkle of pregnancy you’re unlikely to get anything pretty out the other end. Considering Hayden’s age, it wouldn’t surprise me if her life flashed before her eyes when she realized she might be stuck with the same dick for the rest of her life. That’s enough to scare any girl into Jesse McCartney’s arms. Too bad. I’d be curious to see how their kid would’ve turned out. 

Beet’s right though – Hayden needs to be free to date and drink, and nip slip like all the other girls her age. If only so that we can cover it. Heh heh.

It looks like Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimigla, the couple with the most obnoxiously difficult names to pronounce, are ovah.  According to this dude, Hayden was at Crown Bar making out with Jesse McCartney.  Not just making out, but, like, foreplaying (I bet you didn’t know foreplay could be verbed).  Ever the consummated professional, she did pause to sign autographs.  Can you imagine being the fan that interrupts that action?  “Uh, excuse me…Hayden?  Hi, I’m Suzi and I was just wondering…could I have your autograph?  Oh, sure, I can wait until you swallow.  No problem.”

And the real question that I’d like to have answered:  How is it that Hayden Pantyline keeps getting into bars?

Picture above is two years old.  Apparently, Pantyline has had designs on McCartney for quite some time.

 
How else would you explain actual police showing up over a 9-1-1 call to report a confiscated license?

Inside Edition got their grubby little paws on the transcript of Hayden’s call to EMERGENCY SERVICES after her license was taken away when she allegedly attempted to order a drink at “NV” Lounge (dude, really?! Burn it down and start over that name is horrific) in Suffern, NY. Here’s the transcript:

911 Operator: What’s your name?
Panettiere: Hayden. I went into a bar and I showed them my ID. They let me in and um…he took my ID and he won’t give it back.
911 Operator: What bar is it?
Panettiere: NV.
911 Operator: NV?
Panettiere: Yeah.  
911 Operator: Okay, and they took your ID and they’re not going to give it back to you?
Panettiere: Yeah, and I need to get on a plane in a couple of days and I really need my ID back…I live in California.
911 Operator: Okay, we have officers on the way.
Panettiere: Thank you very much.

The owner stated that ”She was crying,” and seemed upset when talking to police about her horrible horrible ordeal.

Hayden? Sweetie? I know it sucks monkey balls being underaged. I totally get that. I understand that you’ve been having a hard time of it lately (what with your father pretty much admitting that he’s a wife beater). But I have no sympathy for someone who attempts to use their ACTUAL ID that clearly states they’re underage to buy a drink. I mean, you don’t look a day under 25 in pictures like the one above! Just find some stoner that’ll make you a fake and roll with it. If you’re going to do it, do it right. And if you get caught you do not call 9-1-1 upset, and you do NOT start blubbering when the cops get there. Let’s leave the good officers of Suffern, NY free to do their jobs, shall we?

Okay, how come this shit happens to Hayden but never once happened to Lindsay Lohan?

The 19-year-old Heroes star had to call police to a Suffern, N.Y., nightclub on Dec. 23 after getting kicked out of a 21-and-over venue and having her driver’s license confiscated.

Panettiere, accompanied by six girlfriends, entered the NV Lounge at roughly 9:15 p.m. via the employee entrance and lasted about 10 minutes before security spotted and carded her.

“At that time we asked her and her friends to leave,” NV Lounge owner John Reznick tells E! News, adding that the actress cooperated by giving her license to an employee.

It was at that point, Reznick says, that Panettiere was informed of the venue’s policy to hand over confiscated IDs to the Suffern Police Department.

Hence her need to call the cops to the scene to retrieve her license ASAP.

“When my officers arrived on the scene we questioned Panettiere,” Det. Craig Long tells E! News. “I asked her if she tried to buy alcohol and she denied it. Panettiere told me that someone opened the side door of the nightclub so she could go inside and say hello to friends, not buy drinks.”

The detective says his officers “examined the ID and verified that it was proper ID for Panettiere [and] then returned the ID to her. She said she needed it to travel to California the next day.”

This is such a strange story. Was it a private security company, or did the security belong to the nightclub? If it was the latter, why didn’t they get their stories straight? Like, “Um, BTW, we’re letting Hayden Panettiere and some underage girlfriends in. Don’t card them.”