Apparently Rachel Bilson is marrying her gay boyfriend, Jumper Hayden Christensen, but they haven’t set a date yet, because they’re not actually getting married due to his gayness.

According to a friend of the actress, the couple got engaged in December. “They’re so excited,” says the pal, adding that no wedding date has been set. “They’re a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief.”

Whatever.

It’s weird, I was Twittering with another writer last night about whether American Idol’s Casey Carlson looked more like Rachel Bilson or PMOY Jayde Nicole. (I said Jayde, he said Rachel. It doesn’t matter because she’s gone after that shitshow of a performance last night.) Then he was like, “Eww, all this talk of Playmates makes me need to look at pictures of the pure Freido Pinto.” And then news broke today that Freida Pinto is leaving her husband. How often do we talk about either of these people? I swear the Gossip Gods are listening in on my Twitter. (But Casey totally looks more like Jayde.)

Rachel Bilson accompanies fake boyfriend Hayden Christensen to the LA premiere of Jumper.

Call me crazy, but I actually think that movie looks good. I think it’s because I have a secret fantasy that I could just jump from place to place with a single thought. I think a lot of my ex-boyfriends would end up dead, and I’d never, ever be caught. Just saying.