“Since announcing that I may be deleting my twitter I have gotten numerous emails and twitter responds from many women and men telling me that my quotes and just various different things I have talked about on my page have helped them through there rough times/days. Women have told me that they admire the courage that it took for me to go out there and bare my heart and soul and just show the world yes I have feelings and I am a human being! Since minute one I have expressed how its been rough and hard on my twitter page, I guess through all this sadness knowing that I’ve helped others, from me just expressing my true emotions makes it all worth while, and how hard its been especially for a 22 yr old that went into this whole thing blinded. By the way the one thing the public was correct about is YES I was 110% NAÏVE coming into this whole thing. But if me letting the world see how upset I was has helped others feel better, then hey it wasn’t all a waist of sadness. Everyone goes through rough times. We’re all human. I guess its one of those cases of SCHADENFREUDE- which means happiness of the misfortune of others. MY situation made women around the world think, “Hey I’m glad I’m not Hailey Glassman”-LOL. So in life when things/situations get you down or you’re just unhappy you have to be positive and think “hey it could always be worse”.  The media has constantly lied about me. I try to move on with my life and I’m tired of being hurt and bullied by the world/media.  A GREAT EXAMPLE is right now I hate to say his name but Perez just sent me a message/tweet at me (haileyglassman1) calling me a “SKANK” and constantly a “HOME WRECKER” and making up up-surd lies about me and spreading lies that “HOMEWRECKER HAILEY HAD FAKE TEARES THAT SLUT SKANK”, (he’s said worse) but this was all said of him today.
LOOK PEREZ YOU MAKE A LIVING OFF TELLING LIES AND TRYING TO ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE WHO IS IN THE MEDIA FOR PRESS. WE SHOULD ALL JUST CALL YOU MICHAEL LOHAN. YOU’RE THE GAY VERSION OF MICHAEL LOHAN. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ON YOUR LIFE WHEN YOUR OLD FAT WITH YOUR BLUE OR YELLOW GREEN WHATEVER HAIR COLOR U MAY HAVE THEN YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF, YOU HAVE MADE A LIVING OFF OF BLOOD MONEY. YOU ARE TRULY ONE OF THE WORSE PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND THE SAD THING IS EVERYONE KNOWS IT INCLUDING YOU BUT IT OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T PHASE YOU. WHICH I MEAN PROPS TO BEING STRONG, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU’RE A PIECE OF SH*T. AND ANOTHER THING PEREZ KARMA, NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ABOUT IT BUT IT’S A B*TCH AND IT WILL COME AFTER YOU ONE DAY. I HAVE LOOKED INTO SUEING YOU AND DECIDED, “EH WHATEVER I’LL LET IT GO YOU’RE NOT WORTH IT BUT WHAT YOU ARE WORTH IS ME TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL. ANOTHER ONE OF MY BRUTALLY HONEST MOMMENTS.
Sincerely,
Hailey Glassman”

Hailey Glassman’s “up-surd” Tweet on steroids as posted on Twerbose, the service that’s available for when you can’t get your thoughts down in the 140 character limit imposed by Twitter.  Another available service, for when 140 just won’t do?  A blog.

Sidenote:  Glassman is a college graduate.

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s pothead 22 year old girlfriend, has been running her mouth to the tabloids again, except now she’s dishing on her own man. Of course, the statement was made in an interview on The Insider that’s due to air tonight, so I’m sure that there’s either a hook like “but I asked him to do that because clearly I like to be punished! It’s a kinky thing!” or the Jon and Hailey (”Jailey”) are seriously that desperate to stay relevant. A source close to Jon says that he was comfortable with her doing the interview and told People, “He was very supportive of her doing the interview. He wants her to clear her name.” But did he want her to smear his in the process?

Now, call me irrational, but wouldn’t your girlfriend going on television in the middle of your public divorce that involves the custody of eight children and saying, “He’ll call me and take his anger out on me. He has ‘mantrums.’ I shouldn’t have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, ‘Why are you so mean to me?’ “, be a deal breaker? I would think that that would be a dealbreaker. Oh and this one, this one too: “Sometimes he has trouble with the truth and he will dance and dance around his lies. He’s like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him.” Really Grade-A material for his estranged wife’s lawyer, dontcha think?

And if Jon really is abusive to Hailey, well, sadly I don’t find that to be all that huge of a surprise, but I hope that someone in her life sees this public announcement about his behavior and helps her break it off.

“Nobody wants their college pictures drudged up, especially if college is only four years ago for you. That’s why it’s so embattled, because it’s so current. You have President Obama who smoked pot like 20 or 30 years ago, or you have someone young with a celebrity who’s smoke pot four years ago, so it’s pretty current. If you smoked pot you smoked pot, it shouldn’t matter how old. She’s never wanted anything, taken anything from me, never said anything about anything. She loves me and wants to be by my side. I respect her for that and I love her for it. Everyone else that’s come into my life has basically taken money from me, burned me in the media, said lies about me and tried to drive wedges into my relationship with my family.”

- Jon Gosselin, comparing his trashy girlfriend Hailey Glassman to President Obama in a really delicious interview with PopEater.

King of the Ed Hardey Douche Empire Christian Audigier has some things he wants us to know about his buddy Jon Gosselin. Apparently, he’s not the same man he used to be. Groundbreaking, we know.

Audigier does have some insight in to Gosselin’s relationship with Hailey Glassman, and tells People Magazine, “I met the guy for two days to see what he wanted to do as a job. In the beginning it was Jon and Kate, and then the guy came with another girl. He told me, ‘I’m going to come with my stylist. I need two tickets for the plane.’ So I said, ‘no problem.’ ”

Well, Audigier doesn’t seem too upset about his new buddy scamming a plane ticket to France off of him so he could have a European holiday with his trashy new hook-up. In fact, he seems to still want to work with Jon and mentions that the two might be collaborating on something having to do with bikes, because apparently Gosselin fancies himself somewhat of a biker.

We’d snark some more about how pathetic it would be to see a father of eight with an ex-wife and a girlfriend in her early 20s hawking choppers with dragons painted on them, but frankly, I can’t help but think that these three are a match made in heaven. The kind of heaven that’s actually hell, anyway.

As photo after photo of Jon “Ed Hardy” Gosselin and new 22-year-old girlfriend hit the Internet for public consumption, and news broke that Jon bought a two-bedroom bachelor pad in Manhattan and seems to be a fixture on the bar scene out there already, there is a palpable change in public opinion. Suddenly, people are seeing why Kate may have been so frustrated with Jon in the first place. I got this exclusive insider tip in my inbox this morning:

My bosses son is a production assistant on Jon and Kate Plus 8. I had dinner at their house about a month and a half ago (before any major announcements were made). He couldn’t reveal much other then that they had planned a trip to Korea as a family (because of Jon’s ethnicity) but that was scrapped after they decided to separate. He did however tell me of his relationship with Kate and how she is not at all the person TLC and the show portray her as. He told me how Jon was a bit of an absent father and all around douchey and resistant to getting older and that Kate truly tried to keep their marriage afloat. My bosses son was even on an episode of the show to help set up a birthday party after Jon failed to show up. He has had Kate in his car numerous times slouched in the back seat to avoid paparazzi and get out of her neighborhood. Although he continues to work on the show (a boy needs to eat) he said he is totally disgusted with the editing and overall portrayal of Kate.

What do you guys think?? Has your opinion of Jon vs Kate changed in the past few weeks?

Don’t worry, folks. Lest you think we were done scraping the bottom of the Gosselin barrel for stories today, I’m pleased to bring you just one more (I think): Jon Gosselin has officially purchased an apartment in Manhattan. It’s a 2-bedroom in the Alexandria at 72nd and Broadway. It’s apparently a nice building, but nothing super fancy. However, I did a quick little check, and it looks like 1-beds in the building sell for around a million bucks. So you know he probably paid $1.5M or up for the 2-bed. It’s certainly not a place for his eight kids to come visit him, but something tells me it fits Hailey Glasspipeman and her weed perfectly well.

It’s a super-slow news day, but luckily for us, Hailey Glassman is here to redeem it. InTouch has a bunch more fun photos of Hailey getting stoned and drunk and sloppy. And The Superficial has a fantastic quote from one of her old college pals (wait, is she even done with college yet?):

We lived in Bordner 200 in McNutt during freshmen year at IU. Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds.When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two word…”coke diet!” I also talked with her after sophomore spring break in Acapulco and she told some crazy stories involving her and a certain varsity athletic team.

When push came to shove….she spent all week hosting several football players in her room including then qb Blake Powers. The room was definitely not the only thing she provided (I heard about definite tag team action)… all on daddy’s credit card of course.

The girl started out sweet but got consumed with the drugs, those kids better watch out before there daddy gets addicted to nose candy.

Man, thank goodness for Hailey Glassman. This whole J&K saga was dying down, everyone was staying out of the spotlight, and I was bored. Then comes Hailey and her weed pipe to save the day! I’m so grateful for her. I’m also really, really grateful I went to college in the days before everyone had a digital camera.