Whether this country elects Obama or McCain in November, Gwen Stefani will still be working for W.

The L.A.M.B. designer has teamed up with the upscale hotel chain to design the uniforms for its female bar staff.

And Gwen’s touch is instantly apparent: the black jersey dresses combine a fitted ’80s silhouette and asymmetrical styling with ’60s seam detailing and side vents. When creating the design, she knew it would have to not just look good, but be functional for active employees. “I wanted to design a super cute dress that I would be excited to have in my own closet and approached it in the same way I think about my clothing for a tour,” she says. “We’ve designed a sexy and comfortable outfit for these women to wear out on their own stage every night.”

Whaddya wanna bet they’re not making those dresses in any size above a 6? Because we all know the female bartenders at the W are chosen based on their remarkable abilities to mix a martini.

Sketches are above.

I actually think they’re cute dresses, but man oh man I am grateful every day that I’ve never in my life had a job I had to wear heels to. I can’t imagine having to wear a skirt that short to my job. In fact, if I worked at the W, I’d probably complain. The short skirt? Plus the slit? Look, I’m all about looking sexy at work — I’m just more happy and confident when I feel like I look hot — but having on-the-job sexuality mandated? I’d be like, “Look, if I wanted to work in a strip joint, I would. And I’d probably make more money. But since I don’t, I’ll wear fucking pants, thankyouverymuch.”

What do you guys think?

Would you wear this shit to your job?

Everybody’s having babies!

I really need to hurry up and have a baby. I’m worried that by the time I find a husband and settle down, having babies won’t be cool anymore.

Anyway, Gwen Stefani has finally decided to put an end to her pregnancy, which began, as I recall, during the previous Olympic Games, and is currently at Cedars-Sinai preparing to push out a human.

Congrats!

Gwen is officially with child! The father is (hopefully) hubby Gavin Rossdale.

Her father confirmed the news to a variety of media outlets.

Little Kingston’s going to have a brother or sister!!!

Gavin Rossdale stands by, helpless, as Gwen locks lips with a much younger man.

Ouch!

That’s gotta hurt!

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Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale take little Kingston out to get pizza. The family is in England visiting Gavin’s friends and family.

Aren’t they just nauseatingly cute?

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The O.C. native has established the Gwen Stefani After-the-Fires Scholarship (Are those hyphens really necessary? Discuss.), which will be available to graduating high school seniors and college students whose families either lost their homes or source of income in the huge San Diego fires.

I have to admit, when she first hit the scene, I hated Gwen Stefani. Just couldn’t stand the bitch. But she’s grown on me. She seems to have mellowed with age, and this is very cool of her, even if it is also a huge tax write-off.

How cute are Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani?

We see so much of Gwen these days, but so little of Gavin.

It’s nice to see a Hollywood marriage that seems to have staying power. I’m rooting for these two crazy kids.