I’m well aware of the fact that I am the only person in the world that isn’t impressed by Gwen Stefani.  Not her fashion, face or vocals.  What else is new?  I’m used to having an unpopular opinion.  It feels natural at this point in my life.  Please.  Don’t one person say that they think Gwen is a mediocre singer who dresses funny and needs to abandon the geisha makeup racket she’s had going on for the past decade plus.  I can’t handle that kind of anarchy.

So this picture comes across my computer and what is the first thing my eyes and mind fixate on?  The fabric of that coat will be ruined because of the idiot that put an inventory sensor on it.  Those tags destroy shit.  Just ask Winona Ryder.

Gwen with a tufted trench coat that I actually don’t hate.

We get our first good shots of little Zuma Rossdale, as Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale take him out to do some shopping for the day in Los Angeles.

What a cutie pie!!!

Gwen Stefani holds a screaming Kingston in one arm and newborn Zuma in the other (covered completely in a blanket) as she and her family make their way through LAX, returning from a vacation in Cabo San Lucas.

The swarm of paparazzi was so intense, Gwen had to get a police escort out of the building.

I don’t envy her right now.

Gwen Stefani just released this photo of her with her new baby boy, little Zuma Nesta.

Man, Gwen looks so much more beautiful without pounds and pounds of makeup. I’m glad she went with a more subdued look for this shot. But I still think the baby’s name sounds like a birth control pill.

Whether this country elects Obama or McCain in November, Gwen Stefani will still be working for W.

The L.A.M.B. designer has teamed up with the upscale hotel chain to design the uniforms for its female bar staff.

And Gwen’s touch is instantly apparent: the black jersey dresses combine a fitted ’80s silhouette and asymmetrical styling with ’60s seam detailing and side vents. When creating the design, she knew it would have to not just look good, but be functional for active employees. “I wanted to design a super cute dress that I would be excited to have in my own closet and approached it in the same way I think about my clothing for a tour,” she says. “We’ve designed a sexy and comfortable outfit for these women to wear out on their own stage every night.”

Whaddya wanna bet they’re not making those dresses in any size above a 6? Because we all know the female bartenders at the W are chosen based on their remarkable abilities to mix a martini.

Sketches are above.

I actually think they’re cute dresses, but man oh man I am grateful every day that I’ve never in my life had a job I had to wear heels to. I can’t imagine having to wear a skirt that short to my job. In fact, if I worked at the W, I’d probably complain. The short skirt? Plus the slit? Look, I’m all about looking sexy at work — I’m just more happy and confident when I feel like I look hot — but having on-the-job sexuality mandated? I’d be like, “Look, if I wanted to work in a strip joint, I would. And I’d probably make more money. But since I don’t, I’ll wear fucking pants, thankyouverymuch.”

What do you guys think?

Would you wear this shit to your job?

Everybody’s having babies!

I really need to hurry up and have a baby. I’m worried that by the time I find a husband and settle down, having babies won’t be cool anymore.

Anyway, Gwen Stefani has finally decided to put an end to her pregnancy, which began, as I recall, during the previous Olympic Games, and is currently at Cedars-Sinai preparing to push out a human.

Congrats!

Gwen is officially with child! The father is (hopefully) hubby Gavin Rossdale.

Her father confirmed the news to a variety of media outlets.

Little Kingston’s going to have a brother or sister!!!

Gavin Rossdale stands by, helpless, as Gwen locks lips with a much younger man.

Ouch!

That’s gotta hurt!

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