There’s Going to Be a Star Wars Television Series? Seriously?
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
You’d think at this point George Lucas would want to move on with his life.
Like, buddy, you’ve been doing this Star Wars thing forever. Fidel Castro’s smoking a cigar somewhere like, “When is this guy gonna stop?”
I guess the live-action television series Lucas is working on will not focus on the primary Star Wars characters.
“The Skywalkers aren’t in it, and it’s about minor characters,” he told the LA Times. He’s just begun work on the series, and won’t reveal anything more about it.
But at Evil Beet, we can exclusively reveal very important details about the Star Wars television series:
1) It will suck.
2) It will totally suck.
3) George Lucas hasn’t put out a decent piece of film in nearly 25 years.
4) So this will suck.
