Check out Gary Coleman and his wife on The Today Show.
I like the part where all her friends were excited because she was dating “a superstar,” but she doesn’t know him that way, because she’s never seen Diff’rent Strokes, because she’s like 14 years old.
Okay, so we didn’t really cover the whole thing where Gary Coleman was all like “Hey guys! I got married awhile back!” because it was a dumb story and Gary Coleman is dumb.
But this is just too good to pass up.
Gary told The Insider that he still hasn’t had sex with his 22-year-old bride. He says it’ll happen when it’s meant to happen, and for all the right reasons.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It’ll never happen, dude.
