Ok, I am here and seriously roughing it.  And by roughing it, I mean Cheetos for breakfast, 13 inches of snow (and still snowing) and cycling electricity and internet outages.  I seem to have a consistent connection for the moment and really didn’t appreciate anything Fergie related being the first cyber-item my brain was required to process.

I was hoping, since a year has passed since their engagement announcement coupled with the fact that there have been no other subsequent announcements, that maybe this union wasn’t going to take place.  Because usually it’s more like a three month span of engagement announcement, pregnancy announcement, bam-wedding.  But no such luck.  Gorgeous Josh Duhamel and um, Fergie have set the date of January 10th to be married. 

I’m trying to picture the dress.  Fergie in a dress, any dress, always seems contradictory.  But I’ll keep an open mind.

So yeah, good luck to the happy couple.  Wish you years of happiness and joy, blah, blah, blah.

Page Six is reporting that Fergie and Josh Duhamel have moved up their wedding date — because she is P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T.

“She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious,” one insider said. “At Clive’s, she just drank water.”

It’s baby year, people! Hurry up and get pregnant before you become one of those losers who gives birth in 2009. By then, babies will be so last year and you’ll need to spend all sorts of money on a Hermes clutch to be cool. Much simpler to have a child.

Fergie’s rocking that engagement ring all around town.

How her fug ass even landed him in the first place is a mystery to me, but now the two are getting married???

Josh’s rep confirmed the news.

Someone explain this, please.

“I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened … It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh.”

Fergie talks to Blender mag

Brittany Snow.

Fergie.

Jennifer Esposito.

Three women who I know have the potential to be very attractive, looking fug as can be.

Brittany: Trashy Lingerie does not make evening wear.

Fergie: You look like a Fembot.

Jennifer: The shoes? Really?

Ugh.

Fergie and the rest of the Black Eyed Peas crew arrived in Japan today for a show out there. Normally I think she looks just awful, but she’s almost — almost — bordering on pretty here. Not, like, deserving-of-Josh-Duhamel pretty, but she at least looks presentable.