I mean, it was sort of cool back when the Black Eyed Peas wanted to get famous off of her but now it’s just getting redonk. This is not an attractive woman. At all. Let’s stop living a lie.
Spray tanning is never a good idea…neither is frosted lip gloss. I can’t belive hottie Josh Duhamel is hitting this, something is wrong in the world.
At least everybody famous.
Mischa Barton ran outside to hurl at a SoHo bar, and — in a very exciting Page Six scoop — narrowly missed the shoes of Jamie-Lynn Sigler with her vomit. Where is a camera when you need one? I don’t CARE about pictures of Britney Spears leaving an AA meeting — I want to see the look on Meadow Soprano’s face as Marissa Cooper’s vomit splashes in her direction. Anyway, Mischa went back inside and continued drinking, because she’s not an addict. (In fairness, Us Weekly’s source reported the incident as: “At one point Mischa suddenly ran out the door and threw up outside. Jamie-Lynn ran outside after her, but it wasn’t a big deal. They were laughing.” BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY DAMMIT!!!)
Also, Fergie couldn’t board a Virgin Airlines flight to London because she was T-R-A-S-H-E-D. According to a source, “She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.” Her bandmates stayed on the flight, and Fergie eventually made it to Heathrow later that night, refusing to comment.
Sheesh. Regular attendance at AA meetings should be a damn union requirement in this industry.
PEEKABOO!!!
Fergie and Josh Duhamel have a very investigative day on vacation in Mexico.
Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam]
Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]
Ryan Phillippe’s new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]
Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time’s the charm, so maybe this go-round he’ll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]
Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with the new video for “Glamorous.” [Bree]
Welcome to Famous, Heidi Montag. Leave your clothes at the door. You know, on the hook right above your dignity. [Pop on the Pop]
Maybe if Anne Hathaway ever emerged from her crypt and into the sunlight she wouldn’t be so depressed. [ICYDK]
Fergie recently made the following statement about gossip bloggers to a gay NYC paper called Homo Xtra:
I just think, ‘Wow, I’ve worked so hard for this, but what are you doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking shit about people?’ If people don’t like me, fine, but don’t dis people if you’re not getting off your ass and doing something about your own life.
That’s so true, dear. We can’t all share our vapid, inarticulate opinions with a newspaper. Some of have to do it online.
[via The Deli]
Because if I can’t blog about the retarded shit celebs did today, the terrorists have already won.
