Archive for the ‘Fergie’ Category

Fergie Wants to Make Sure You Know She Has Breasts

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

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Just in case you hadn’t noticed them before, she put a big ole star on them and framed them with a… is that a gun holster? What is that?

The Dutchess did her best Tomb Raider impression on the red carpet at this Saturday’s 102.7 KIIS FM Wango Tango event– which does not refer to a Ted Nugent song, but a Summer Concert held in Irvine, CA.

Lady Gaga was also present, but turned the corner from delightfully insane antics to just plain old pyschosis when she started laying wet ones on Perez Hilton. Let’s all hope she soon goes back to talking to her tea cups.

Lady Gaga Kisses Perez Hilton

Fergie’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

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Fergie rocked some long, dark, super-straight extensions, and orange neon hooker heels to the March of Dimes event in NYC on Thursday night.

Thoughts?

Are We Sure Fergie Is Off The Meth?

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

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What do you think of Fergie’s look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn’t know better than to wear black Spanx under a white dress.

Fergie and her cute husband Josh Duhamel attended the Vanity Fair and Krug dinner last night in West Hollywood.  Paris was there.  Can someone please stage an intervention for her spine?  The girl can hardly stand at this point .  Kim Kardashian looked unrecognizable and Keyshia Cole let everyone know that her stylist was absent on the day the “less is more” class happened.

In Case You Care: The Fergie and Josh Wedding Pics …

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

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…are in the new issue of Us Weekly.

Her dress is kinda cool — apparently it was a custom D&G — but, in general, I am WAY more interested in Kendra’s bizarre life with Hef. I’m always more interested in the side stories in these magazines than the cover stories.

You know, I’m not rooting for Hugh Hefner to die anytime soon — I think he’s a good guy — but holy shit the memoirs we’re gonna see after that guy croaks are gonna blow some fucking minds, I’m sure.

They Did It!

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

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I wasn’t sure it would happen, but it did.  Fergie and totally hot Josh Duhamel tied the knot last night in Malibu.  The diverse attendees list included Mario Lopez, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson and Molly Sims.  Thousands of white magnolias and roses were involved, as were ten bridesmaids dressed in black.

Somebody, hold me.  Please?

Who’d You Rather?

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

Fergie and Carmen Electra in Las Vegas for New Years Eve Pictures Photos

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Fergie and Carmen Electra pose pretty for the cameras at the NYE party at The Venetian in Las Vegas.

I’ve gotta go with Carmen Electra. I love that she’s touching Fergie’s ass here while Fergie’s just like, “Yeah, I don’t really need attention that badly.”

Fergie and Josh Set a Date

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

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Ok, I am here and seriously roughing it.  And by roughing it, I mean Cheetos for breakfast, 13 inches of snow (and still snowing) and cycling electricity and internet outages.  I seem to have a consistent connection for the moment and really didn’t appreciate anything Fergie related being the first cyber-item my brain was required to process.

I was hoping, since a year has passed since their engagement announcement coupled with the fact that there have been no other subsequent announcements, that maybe this union wasn’t going to take place.  Because usually it’s more like a three month span of engagement announcement, pregnancy announcement, bam-wedding.  But no such luck.  Gorgeous Josh Duhamel and um, Fergie have set the date of January 10th to be married. 

I’m trying to picture the dress.  Fergie in a dress, any dress, always seems contradictory.  But I’ll keep an open mind.

So yeah, good luck to the happy couple.  Wish you years of happiness and joy, blah, blah, blah.

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