Lindsay Lohan Selects "Cowboy Tacky" as Theme for Her 42nd Birthday Party
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006I haven’t been evil to her at all since Friday, as promised, but now that I’ve opened the floodgates, who knows when I’ll be able to stop again?

The black nail polish is my favorite touch. It’s the little things, you know? What do you figure it costs to get a dress like this dry-cleaned? Do the cleaners have to, like, shine the mirrors? The whole thing looks like some hideous second-grade project.
Pics via Celebrity Nation.