When I dated, the goal was to send the signal that it was like an amusement park under my skirt.  Roller coasters, cotton candy kiosks and all that is right in this world but without the long waiting lines.  

Fast forward to Fashion Week in Paris.  Indian designer Manish Arora has taken all the work out of seduction.  He has unveiled THE dress that every woman needs.  Because seriously, nothing screams “I am more fun to ride than the Tilt-A-Whirl” more than wearing a carousel on your torso and a beaded penis glans on your head.  It speaks to me.

 Where the fuck was this ensemble when I was single?  Oh the nameless sex I could’ve had.

Doesn’t Ellen Page look like she’s sporting a fivehead here?

Perhaps it’s just the camera angle. In that case I blame the photog. After all, she’d just been nominated for an Oscar, you couldn’t come up with a non giant forehead shot?

Sorry for being a bit lax with my fashion victims…I have been traveling/moving/waiting for the Beet to join me in my New York adventures.

Seriously Lizzie Grubman why are you wearing an orange bodysuit under your dress.

Wait. Sweet Jesus that is that your skin???

Someone call the tan police.

That is just wrong.

Brian Friedman is seen here at his birthday party. I understand that gay men are supposed to be a little more fabulous than the common folk but he really is taking it to another level. The scarf is an interesting little piece of flair but what really gets me is the silver boots with the white suit.

When I look through unfortunate fashion mistakes I always wonder who looks at these people and goes, “Damn, you look amazing.”

Brian will most likely be featured soon on “So You Think You Can Dance” and though he is not very good at dressing himself he is very good at choreography.

EvilT is our resident fashionista (distant relative of the sandinistas) but Mr. T deserves some credit on that front too. Don’t believe me? Want to be utterly confused? How about a wonderful look back at the beloved 80s?

Don’t say I never gave you anything. And feel free to use the comments section to explain exactly what the hell this is. They don’t seem to be selling anything, and it’s a rant with no context.

But I’ve said enough. Enjoy it.

Bobby Trendy I have few words to describe your little outfit here. Bobby T decided to spice up the “American Idol” finale by wearing a dress, pants, and a taffeta halo. Lip-gloss and pink wasn’t enough Bobby? The true sad thing is that he is actually playing himself in the upcoming low-budget Anna Nicole movie starring Willa Ford. This man is the resident gay of the D-list.

Ok ok we get it…you are gay. Why in the hell would you get Perez Hilton hair? Come on T.R. you are George…GEORGE. I guess you are making a statement but it just looks silly.