Celebs: They’re Just Like Us!
Saturday, August 30th, 2008
Famke Janssen schleps two huge packages while walking her dog on the streets of Manhattan.
When I lived (briefly) in NYC, the UPS Store was about three blocks from my apartment. And, even still, whenever I had to get a large package there, I would seriously contemplate calling a cab before remembering that I lived on a tight budget and dragging the damn thing down there myself. And don’t even get me started on the laundromat, which was next door to the UPS Store. Don’t tell my roommates, but there was more than one time that I’d spill our damn laundry cart while trying to push it up the uneven, cobblestone sidewalks that make Park Slope so fucking adorable. And this one time, I fell down along with the cart, with the laundry and the cart piled on top of me, and this 10-year-old girl who was walking behind me started picking up my underwear and putting it back in the cart and I was like, “Uh, thanks, but I can do that.”
Not. At all. Mortifying.
If I were a movie star, I would totally be paying someone else to do this shit for me.
