While you all are hard at work solving my movie puzzle, you might want to take a short break to relax, have a cup of coffee, and check out Kate Moss topless and dancing. It’s mesmerizing, really.

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Once again. I love John Krasinski.

As she is drunk out of her skull on this appearance on Charlotte Church’s U.K. television show.

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So this is a pretty typical Paris Hilton ‘razzi video. She’s with her entourage — including publicist Elliot Mintz — attempting to leave her house, when she realizes the lights in her SLR are on, running down the battery. Hilarity ensues, blah blah blah.

But here’s what I love. With the crisis resolved, the gang prepares to leave the Hilton compound. Paris is in the passenger seat of a car, and Mintz is walking around the car, I assume to move into the drivers seat.

Mintz says to the photog, “You’re a very legitimate photo-broadcast journalist,” to which the cameraman replies, “Thank you, Elliot.”

It’s basically the grown-man equivalent of two teenage girls, with one being like “Gosh, Julie, I really love those shoes. I sure wish I had a pair of platforms that made me look like a 78-year-old gutter whore.” And then Julie’s all like “Thank you, Tracy.” That’s what just happened here.

Dove reminds us that even the girls on the billboards don’t look like the girls on the billboards.

[via BestWeekEver]

If I want to post the video for J.C. Chasez’s “All Day Long I Dream About Sex”, from 2004’s Schizophrenic, just because I think it is gloooooorious, then that is what I will do.

No, not like that.

I have no idea why it’s clips day today, but it is. I found this old MadTV parody of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica on Wampoon, and I’m posting it because:

a) It’s really funny.
b) Jessica Alba looks hot in it, and I’ve heard that all three of the heterosexual male readers of this site enjoy looking at Jessica Alba, particularly when she looks hot.