Rapper Snoop Dogg is arrested on suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession. At an airport. If he were smart like Paris Hilton, he’d keep his damn weed in his teddy bear when traveling. [CelebSlam]

With a Teen People camera crew following her, Brooke Hogan spends $900 at LF in NYC. After the cameras leave, she sends a flack to return most of it. [Page Six]

Aw, Mischa Barton is crying. That means she’s hungry. [Celebrity Smack]

The extended trailer for the sixth season of 24 is online, so you can have some brand new imagery for your Jack Bauer fantasies. [Tabloid Whore]

Check out side-by-side pictures of Madonna in 1979 and daughter Lourdes this year. My guess is little David will not bear the same resemblance. [WOW Report]

Steve Irwin’s widow is not happy that the guys from South Park are already poking fun at his death. [HGW]

While you all are hard at work solving my movie puzzle, you might want to take a short break to relax, have a cup of coffee, and check out Kate Moss topless and dancing. It’s mesmerizing, really.

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Once again. I love John Krasinski.

As she is drunk out of her skull on this appearance on Charlotte Church’s U.K. television show.

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So this is a pretty typical Paris Hilton ‘razzi video. She’s with her entourage — including publicist Elliot Mintz — attempting to leave her house, when she realizes the lights in her SLR are on, running down the battery. Hilarity ensues, blah blah blah.

But here’s what I love. With the crisis resolved, the gang prepares to leave the Hilton compound. Paris is in the passenger seat of a car, and Mintz is walking around the car, I assume to move into the drivers seat.

Mintz says to the photog, “You’re a very legitimate photo-broadcast journalist,” to which the cameraman replies, “Thank you, Elliot.”

It’s basically the grown-man equivalent of two teenage girls, with one being like “Gosh, Julie, I really love those shoes. I sure wish I had a pair of platforms that made me look like a 78-year-old gutter whore.” And then Julie’s all like “Thank you, Tracy.” That’s what just happened here.

Dove reminds us that even the girls on the billboards don’t look like the girls on the billboards.

[via BestWeekEver]