This talented parrot has very little to do with celebrity gossip (well, there’s a small bit involving Mario Lopez, so maybe that counts), but it’s about the cutest/funniest/most talented damn parrot on the planet, so I wanted to share.

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This talented parrot has very little to do with celebrity gossip (well, there’s a small bit involving Mario Lopez, so maybe that counts), but it’s about the cutest/funniest/most talented damn parrot on the planet, so I wanted to share.

[via Defamer]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuS71qH1k8E]

A MadTV parody via Best Week Ever.

We talk a lot of shit about Lindsay Lohan around here, but this song, “Beautiful Life,” from her latest album, A Little More Personal, is honestly my favorite song to listen to when I’m really sad. It always cheers me up a little. So, as Slow News Week draws to its grinding, painful close, I thought I’d share it with you all.

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This is my contribution to slow news week. Tori Amos sings “Taxi Ride” live on Oxygen. I love this song. I love Tori. At least half of you are gay, so I know you do, too. Enjoy.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBOZiWAVJc]

Check out this promo for the interview The Insider recently did with Anna Nicole Smith. They had five cameras! And a senior producer! Anna does look amazing in these clips, and either she’s seriously polished up her acting chops or she really did open up to them, because the emotions look pretty raw. As the senior producer helpfully voices over, “she was still in pain.” Ms. Producer also takes note of the “unique bond” between Anna and her newborn baby. If you squint, it’s almost like the bond between a mother and her child.

Prep your TiVos, kids!

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[via TabloidWhore]