Here’s the new Calvin Klein ad featuring Eva Mendes, and, for just a second, Eva Mendes’ nipple.

It’s been banned in the U.S., because nipples will corrupt our children. Seriously, the biggest problem facing today’s youth? Nipples.

Anyway, CK’s probably getting more exposure for this damn perfume by having this commercial banned than they would have if it actually aired. The only time I’ve watched commercials during the past five years is when they’re on YouTube or during the Super Bowl. I don’t think I’ve watched live TV since, like, Dawson’s Creek was still filming new episodes.

Here’s newly rehabbed and, coincidentally, newly A-list celeb Eva Mendes doing some shopping at Calvin Klein.

I think it’s funny, because the public never really knew Eva had a drinking or drug problem, because she wasn’t a big enough star for the press to be dogging her every drunken exploit, a la Lohan or Kiki Drunkst. But now that’s she’s actually been in rehab, you better believe the paps are waiting with bated breath to catch her relapse on tape.

Ironic, isn’t it?

I wish you all the best, Ms. Mendes.

I guess she decided to trade places with Kirsten Dunst.

As Kirsten checked into the Cirque Lodge facility in Utah, Eva Mendes checked out, and is now back home in LA.

Looking forward to the relapse!

Eva Mendes rocks that body for PETA’s new ad campaign.

Dayum.

As a fully heterosexual woman (well, except for being gay for Blake Lively), I really, really want to grab her ass.