Archive for the ‘Ethan Hawke’ Category
Ethan Hawke’s Nanny Pops Out His Third Kid
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Not that You Care, But Ethan Hawke Got Married
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008He wed his kids’ nanny, Ryan Shawhughes, who he also knocked up. Apparently the super-secret ceremony took place three weeks ago in New York. It probably wasn’t even super-secret. They probably did it in the middle of Central Park at noon with huge balloons and skywriting. It just took three weeks for anyone to get around to writing a story about it.
I’m sure Uma Thurman is devastated. She’s probably crying her eyes out while she has dirty sex on a pile of money with her hottie gazillionaire fiance, Arpad Busson. UPGRADE!
Happy (Blended) Family!
Monday, June 16th, 2008A rare photo of Ethan Hawke and his Uma-babies, Maya and Levon, and his soon-to-be baby mama, Ryan Shawhughes, who he’s said he plans to marry soon. And they’ve even got the family dog with them! Cuteness!
Maya and Levon are already very familiar with Ryan: she was their nanny before she was porking Ethan.
Everyone’s Still Pregnant
Wednesday, January 30th, 20082008 is the year to be preggers.
Ethan Hawke and girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes are expecting a baby. “They are over the moon,†a pal tells In Touch about the pregnancy. Ethan, 37, and Ryan, 28, first met when she worked as a nanny for the actor during his marriage to Uma Thurman.
Ethan has two children with Uma already.
Banging the nanny?
How Jude Law.
Ethan Hawke’s Monster Forehead Zit is Healing Nicely
Thursday, October 25th, 2007Ethan Hawke Has Some Serious Acne
Saturday, October 13th, 2007How old is he at this point? 58?* How is this dude still all pizza-faced?
It’s a pity that Jessica Simpson just renewed her contract with ProActiv, because they need to get their little Stanford M.D. hands on this smarty-pants.
Remember when he was in Reality Bites? How awesome was that movie? “I am not acting like anything. I am calmly reading.” I’m getting deja vu. Have I talked about this before?
Yup, I have.
Anyway, that movie was cool. Except when Ethan Hawke was kissing Winona Ryder he basically ate her face. I remember watching that at age 12 and being like, “Oh my God, that cannot be what kissing is supposed to be like.”
At the premiere of Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead in NYC.
*He’s 36.
















