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Archive for the ‘Emma Watson’ Category

Is that… Emma Watson?

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

In these outtake photos from her Vs. Magazine photo shoot, Emma looks… sultry. Even if she’s not exactly sure what to do with the lipstick.

I happen to think Emma is absolutely gorgeous, and it’s about time she comes into her own and distances herself from that bushy haired middle schooler, Hermione. But I don’t know about this look.

Hot? Or too much makeup?

Emma Watson is Killing It in These Burberry Ads

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

I gave up on Harry Potter after the second movie, so I don’t really think I’ve ever taken a moment to notice what a babe Emma Watson is. Sorry to be tardy to that party, guys. She’s adorable, and these ads that she’s done for Burberry’s 2010 spring/summer line (which I was able to cop form some fansite) are fantastic. I covet every single jacket in this spread and at least two of the bags. Also, I have to give Emma props for keeping it classy with a Burberry endorsement. Any other designer and they probably would have skanked her out, but she’s able to get that fashion-spread credibility now without any of the flack.

Emma Watson Hopes Her College Roommate Isn’t a Harry Potter Fan

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

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Heh. Harry Potter star Emma Watson starts school at Columbia University in the fall, and her only request? “As long as there are no Harry Potter posters on the wall, I will be fine and happy,” she says. Emma will be going all-out and living in the dorms, and she’s hoping she gets a roommate who isn’t a big Harry Potter fan.

But co-star Daniel Radcliffe hopes otherwise. “I really hope they are a really massive Harry Potter fan,” he joked. “I hope you walk in and the first thing you see is your face on a duvet.”

Mostly, I’m cracking up over the fact that Daniel Radcliffe said “duvet.” I’ve known adult men with families who couldn’t come up with the word “comforter” when describing bedding, let alone “duvet.” I guess it’s a British thing. Still. I think it’s funny.

But hopefully Emma will have a fabulous roommate at Columbia, and hopefully she’ll manage to stick the whole NYC college thing out for more than a year, unlike the Olsens. I think college sounds like a really good idea in theory, but when you’re stuck in your dorm room trying to catch up on 100 pages of American History for your exam tomorrow as your former peers are walking the red carpet and tossing back champagne, it suddenly gets a lot less appealing.

Emma Watson Explains Wardrobe Malfunction, But …

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

You’ll remember that Emma Watson flashed her underwear at the Harry Potter London premiere the other day.  Last night she appeared on Late Show with David Letterman to explain the wardrobe malfunction.  And, you know, Emma Watson is very charming and beautiful and gracious, but while watching this clip I had only one question that kept running through my mind:  Is her underwear showing?  Again?

Emma Watson Makes Brief Statement

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

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Emma Watson, now legal at 19, accidentally flashed the crowds today at the Harry Potter premiere in London.  On a slow news day, this picture would be plastered all over the Internet.  It’s a pretty brilliant move to provide an upskirt (?) on the day of Michael Jackson’s funeral.  So little of the public will ever know that Emma Watson does, in fact, wear undies because we’re all so fixated on the real location of Michael Jackson’s corpse.

Love It Or Feel Like You Want To Puke?

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

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In today’s installment of “Love It Or Hate It?” we have the very lovely Emma Watson at a private dinner party wearing a shredded frock.  High fashion or high idiocy?

I Think Angelina Heard You

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

 

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You know all that bitching we were doing about Angelina appearing at events dressed in what appeared to be belted nightgowns? Well, I think she got tired of it because this is what she wore to The Orange  British Academy Film Awards.

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A few other arrivals are below. Sharon Stone looks amazing, Alesha Dixon went for high drama, Penelope Cruz looks a little like she’s being strangled by a velvet turtleneck, and Dominic Cooper is hot. I don’t like Emma Watson’s dress, but it may just be a bad angle. 

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