Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Baby, Blah
Sunday, November 11th, 2007
That bitch on The View, baby boy, blah blah blah blah, born.
Baby is healthy.
Sadly, so is Elizabeth.
She’s fucking calling into the show on Monday to announce the baby’s name.
Seriously?
The kid is less than a day old and you’re already exploiting him?
Elizabeth, when you die, I hope this kid sells fucking tickets for people to come and deface your corpse and sits nearby, watching, counting his money and whispering “So how does this make you feel, Mom?”
And you know what else?
I hope Rosie O’Donnell is the first in line.
