Isn’t that right, Eddie Murphy?

With girlfriend Tracey Edmonds at the film’s LA premiere.

Here’s a video of that song Michael Jackson and Ed Murphy did, awesomely called “Wazupwitu.”

I include this because it’s Murphy’s other secret shame (besides knocking up Scary Spice).

On that note Scary Spice has given birth. Her spokesmodel said:

“The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair,” No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown.”

Ed Murphy has already stated he’ll be asking for a paternity test, and at the Oscars he threw out this little bomb to a reporter:

I don’t know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions, sir.”

No I shan’t! Oh no, wait, I shall. Mostly because if the spice rack is willing to go the paternity route she’s probably pretty certain. I’m guessing she remembers who she had sex with around that timeframe.

Oh, and proof that God has a sense of humor: The kid was born on Eddie’s birthday. Which is today. Happy birthday Eddie!

Eddie Murphy’s rep/paid lair has come out today defending the Oscar nominee’s behavior at the Academy Awards on Sunday. After Alan Arkin beat out Murphy in the Best Supporting Actor Category Eddie Murphy left the auditorium and didn’t go to any of the post Oscar bashes.

“Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family. He did the same thing following the Golden Globe Awards.”

Storming out of the Oscars isn’t cool. Most people don’t leave after their category and miss their co-stars big performance. Ah “Norbit” wasn’t the best idea was it Eddie.

Eddie Murphy’s rep/paid lair has come out today defending the Oscar nominee’s behavior at the Academy Awards on Sunday. After Alan Arkin beat out Murphy in the Best Supporting Actor Category Eddie Murphy left the auditorium and didn’t go to any of the post Oscar bashes.

“Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family. He did the same thing following the Golden Globe Awards.”

Storming out of the Oscars isn’t cool. Most people don’t leave after their category and miss their co-stars big performance. Ah “Norbit” wasn’t the best idea was it Eddie.

I figure we all need a quick breather from the Anna Nicole Smith insanity, especially since tomorrow is going to be insane and autopsy-intensive. Here’s a clip someone sent me about the new Eddie Murphy film Norbit. I don’t know much about this film, but rumor has it that Eddie’s decision to add to the ever-expanding, always high-brow genre of black-men-playing-fat-black-women-and-doing-dumb-shit may actually hurt his shot at an Oscar for Dreamgirls. So, hey, I’m already a fan. The movie opens tomorrow.

Scary Spice Mel B., who is clearly not dating Eddie Murphy anymore, responded to his very public allegations that the baby she’s carrying may not be his: